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Well this year’s 2021 draft is in the books. Early winner? Hard to argue against GM @bvokey14, early on he flawlessly executed a high risk strategy. In other news, GM @scottp97 is under investigation for hiring a third party aka “buddy Jared” to undertake all draft activities.

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After much deliberation at this summers owners general meeting, the @JMFL2020 is proud, but also hesitant, to welcome its newest GM. He describes himself as the “bad boy” of fantasy.....yes, it’s none other than @OwenWinsor!

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The answer is an unequivocal YES! After a brief hiatus due to some legality issues stemming from abuse of Twitter’s terms of agreement, the JMFL is happy to be back on social media to provide fans with the most up to date action from the most unruly fantasy football league.

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Are we back?

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For Immediate Release: Big Dick Dak starting RB Josh Jacobs has requested a trade. @RapSheet is reporting Jacobs and head coach Fred Kitchens got into a heated debate regarding Jacobs usage on the field. GM Jerry (Keith Predham) Jones is looking for a RB1 in return.

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To show the fans we still love them. We have our first ‘Pizza Pros Pick of the Week” challenge. Pick the correct outcome of JMFL’s ‘Game of the Week’ and you’ll be entered to win a 2for1 coupon from our friends at Pizza Pros!

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Furthermore, Barron says those who do not meet the deadline will have their teams handed over to “fantasy bad boy” @OwenWinsor

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In the follow up article in the @nytimes on @realDonaldTrump’s tax returns, the Times have uncovered league documents revealing some league GMs have not paid league fees. In response to the bombshell allegations, league commish @cbarro19 said the delinquent GMs have until Friday

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GM Marcus Cuomo said he is “THRILLED” to land Ekeler. “I got a lot of guys pissed off with me; I traded away their buddy. You know what? I’d do it again in a heartbeat because frankly I’m sick and tired of my 1st overall pick getting outscored by my kicker”

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Oh we also have our first major trade of the season. ‘John Spano’s Team’ has acquired RB Austin Ekeler from ‘Ju Sayin’ in exchange for WRs Marquise Brown and Adam Lazard.

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Here are the updated standings after week 3. I know what you’re all wondering “how the Christ is ‘Love Me Sexy’ in 1st with GM @Mwheats2 at the helm?”Honestly I’m just as surprised. Rumours are that GMs are meeting to plan what’s being called a “sabotage” attack against Wheaton.

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I’ve been receiving some criticism for not being active lately and I do apologize to all. But when your team is a bigger dumpster fire than the presidential debate last night it’s hard to concentrate on pleasing the fans

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Some quotable quotes from week 1:
@Mwheats2 : “anyone want half my team? It’s a dumpster fire over here”

@bvokey14: “im the laughing stock of the league”

@mcuomo10: “when your kicker is your best player you know you’re in for a long season.”

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Alright folks here is the standings after week 1. Some GMs are already in the hot seat, with Coffee Black fan base calling for GM @jmccarthy0’s head.

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Breaking news. An unnamed staffer in @bvokey14’s office saying he found this piece of paper on his boss’s desk. Will Vokey stay true to the #BillsMafia and take the mediocre QB at #7? Only time will tell.

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Just moments away now from the inaugural JMFL Draft. High stakes, high intensity moment right now. GM @olearyliam seen buying multiple packs of Export A’s in preparation. Buckle up everyone!!

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Following the unruly allegations pertaining to OBJ, the newly named #ClevelandSteamers are apparently all in on the wide receiver. @JayGlazer saying it’s more likely than not that GM @cbarro19 takes him at the #8 slot.

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While ‘Brett’s Neat Team’ has obtained the services of Rhodes Scholar winner and all around genius Mathew Downer. GM @bvokey14 said Downer will oversee all analytic-related decisions which should pay dividends on draft day.

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In preparation for the big day, some teams have bolstered their front office. ‘Mark’s Team’ has brought on veteran front office executive Bryson ‘The Italian Stallion’ Cianfrone (@cianflowne09) to serve as Vice President of Football Operations and Special Assistant to the GM.

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Alright folks the day has finally arrived! It’s #DraftDay. Draft will begin at 8:30 NT with special pre draft coverage beginning at 5:30. West coast based GM @Mwheats2 still hasn’t grasped the concept of time zones, so this could Be a storyline to follow.