The human condition:
"Hark! We shall shed the mantle of the firmament and seek wisdom from the stars!"π
Or...
"Some of the firmament is blooming and now I can't breathe and I will be in bed the rest of the day. Please bring medicine." π€§
@UPS your customer service center sounds like it's in a wind tunnel. After repeatedly telling the agent I couldn't understand them - they couldn't offer service and hung up on me, twice. Called another number, similar issue with your automated service.
In many ways life is an out of control midden heap, unrecyclable garbage piled up in precarious towers of impending doom.
... But the avocado I just split for dinner is perfectly ripe, so I'll focus on that for now. #onebreathatatime
Don't care for the Super Bowl? Take advantage of everyone else being busy to run those errands you hate to run on the weekends...
Grocery shopping and Costco was a breeze! And avocados are super on sale so that folks could make guacamole! #silverlining
I have a presentation to give in front of our planning commission but I also overdid triceps at the gym on Monday so hopefully they don't mind me walking in like this...
Shout out to these PowerPoint slides I've been avoiding.
My house is spotlessly clean, the carpets freshly shampooed, the fridge is organized, the groceries replenished, and the laundry is finishing up.
Wouldn't have done it without you.
#procrastination