Jeanne Jensen

Invested Professional | Water Advocate | Engineer Extraordinaire | Hopeless Dweeb.

Statements/POV are my own.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@pvssrkg @ArizonaDOT Why on earth would you post that? Have some respect.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

My 3-y/o is currently chanting, "Tacos! Tacos!" in the car driving home and I've never been more sure that M is my child.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

The human condition:
"Hark! We shall shed the mantle of the firmament and seek wisdom from the stars!"🚀
Or...
"Some of the firmament is blooming and now I can't breathe and I will be in bed the rest of the day. Please bring medicine." 🤧

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@MPTeodoro @neorsd @awwa @NAWCH2O @NRWA @IWAHQ No @WEForg ?

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

And I hate doing Twitter rants for service, but I genuinely can't get through any other way.

@UPS #DoBetter

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@UPS your customer service center sounds like it's in a wind tunnel. After repeatedly telling the agent I couldn't understand them - they couldn't offer service and hung up on me, twice. Called another number, similar issue with your automated service.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@UPS gutted HR and customer service, and real people are impacted.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@sp_blodgett I had the same experience going to @ChebaHutSubs that night after Council. Sadness, followed by consolation Chipotle.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

In many ways life is an out of control midden heap, unrecyclable garbage piled up in precarious towers of impending doom.

... But the avocado I just split for dinner is perfectly ripe, so I'll focus on that for now. #onebreathatatime

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

Don't care for the Super Bowl? Take advantage of everyone else being busy to run those errands you hate to run on the weekends...

Grocery shopping and Costco was a breeze! And avocados are super on sale so that folks could make guacamole! #silverlining

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

#HomeImprovementFacts:
-Make the gesture of using the tool while looking for the tool 🔧
-3 trips to @HomeDepot per project, min 💸
-You will injure yourself within moments of taking off PPE🤕
-You will not find the 10mm socket, buy another 🔩
-You look cooler when grimey 👷‍♀️

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

It took awhile and had to cross the border, but glad to send a little @GilbertYourTown love up to Canada!
#waterfriendsarethebestfriends

[Flaw-some @indramaharjan]

@JMJensenPE @neorsd @CWWACEPU @awwa Thank a ton Jeanne for this support #TapWater @gilbertarizona @nancy_nsullivan

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

I have a presentation to give in front of our planning commission but I also overdid triceps at the gym on Monday so hopefully they don't mind me walking in like this...

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

Probably the nicest thing a reporter will ever say about me. #arrived

[Tom Blodgett @sp_blodgett]

I would just take a moment to say @JMJensenPE is way smarter than I am. In fact, smarter than all the versions of me over the years combined.

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@sp_blodgett Thank you for the excellent recap, @sp_blodgett!

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

Job site #safety is a topic that is so near and dear to me. I love what I do, but I love coming home to my family as much or more. Proud to be on this team, and see them put #SafetyFirst.

MT
@Sundt @PCLConstruction @KennedyJenks @ArcadisGlobal @GilbertYourTown

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

Shout out to these PowerPoint slides I've been avoiding.

My house is spotlessly clean, the carpets freshly shampooed, the fridge is organized, the groceries replenished, and the laundry is finishing up.

Wouldn't have done it without you.
#procrastination

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

@SteFlanelle Looks to be SpaceX... They launched about an hour ago

[Jeanne Jensen @JMJensenPE]

Oh no. I have forgotten my laptop at the office. Whatever shall I do...