Jake Mattson

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'

[Jake Mattson @JMMattson]

@TheLawnmowers18 unphased super city wrecked days. #28runsinthefirstinningstonight #isthatbad? #newhighscore? #ship #fortheloveofthegame #respectbrandon #doubledip #getit #godeep #lookatatourlineup #didwebreakit?

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@WasteManagement Lazy workers taking their time. It took 2 minutes to suck up 15 ft. of leaves. The apparatus is meant to have one worker controlling the arm while walking. #twoguysonetruck

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@NightwatchHolly First time in NOLA, looking to take my wife to dinner for her birthday. Suggestions? #youropinionmatters #bluelivesmatter

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Proving a point to someone who doesn't know fast food. @Wendys #spicychicken

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@elceaser @thekapman It's a play on a lyric. Calm yourself

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@thekapman Kap's the boss on this boat, call him skipper. The way he changes his mind, we should call him flipper. #rap4kap

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@thekapman I can help with your bathroom project. Not as painful as @CarmenDeFalco and @Jurko64 are making it out to be. #MainStRemodeling

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DroneBase raises from Union Square to pay any pilot for aerial footage | TechCrunch https://t.co/JYu5Azh6iP

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@CarmenDeFalco how can alshon kick his injuries to the curb if his legs are always hurt?

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@LenKasper They should ban punching in boxing and mma too then, right? If fighting in NHL gets nullified you're going to see more stars hurt

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@ARizzo44 I want the tickets! #rizztix

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@CarmenDeFalco how did starlin Castro's rape allegations get settled a couple years back? How was that case overlooked in Chicago?

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#SynchronizedJumping http://t.co/lCOJLrM6WN

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I can't wait for the Gronk 30 for 30 in 15 years

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@sara_moulton9 were you the one hitting dingers? #kentmurphy

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@sara_moulton9 how'd the game turn out-creepy guys along the fence.

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@ItsKevinHart Not all comedians are funny

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@CarmenDeFalco Steve sparks for Detroit threw a good knuckle in the early 2000s

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@CarmenDeFalco LeBron needs to pump the brakes. He may be one of the best but no president was put on Rushmore while he was still in office