James Patterson

As seen on Starz TV. Once mistaken for a boxer. Once shared a lift with Bruno Alves and Pepe.

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

@PostinClips Mann knew j. k

[Charlie Stack @Stack_1]

Denise, @bet365 can you please acknowledge the Casemiro foul? I have had a bullshit email off you below stating that the decision has changed?

£40 into £880. (Initially paid out)

@OptaJoe @OptaAnalyst @DFrankcom @westbrom7777 @racingblogger @betclub @ValueBetSpotter

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

@secretmatchday @jacksmith06

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

@alfieavfc1 Wrong stadium mate

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

Good afternoon everyone!

Top of the table clash ends with first place @MarlboroughRov losing 2-1 to 8th place Whittington Reserves.

Dominated from start to finish.

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

Well played to everyone, except @MarlboroughRov manager who got kitted up to not play but still get booked.

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

@WhittUnited @UpTheOaky Winning isn’t for everyone!

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

Beat Woodville 5-2, the @WhittUnited first team manager wont leave us alone.

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

Good morning everyone except for Marlborough’s manager.

In other news, Oakthorpe cancelled the game because of the weather…

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

The Callum McBride Derby takes place this Sunday.

Should Will Simpson and Tom Brown both play?

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

If I was a bit taller, I would be the same size as Dan

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

Just ran into a wall, hope it’s ok

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

Gimp

[dan @dfeatherstone97]

@JMPatterson93 Dan is fit to be fair

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

I have to buy my clothes from Jacamo, not because I am fat, because I am so fucking tall

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

I also forgot to have a wank yesterday and I am in a foul mood

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

It’s not bad having a brother who you fancy more than your girlfriend

[James Patterson @JMPatterson93]

@Stack_1 Oh bollocks

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAME IS CANCELLED?

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

FULL TIME - Legion 3 - 2 the other team. Toby Moss made his return after 2 years out and was fucking dreadful

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

FULL TIME - Springfields 2 - 3 Legion #UTL