Julia P

it's a charmed life

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@BacheloretteABC you’re bullying @luke_parker777 and nobody deserves to be ridiculed like that!!! It’s not entertaining.

[GetSydToTaylor @ReichSyd]

Listening to @taylorswift13 while preparing my body for 2 nights in a row of standing and dancing at the #reputationstadiumtour #RepTourFoxboro #RepTourBoston #RepTourGillette @taylornation13 #CPwontandcantstopme

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

Not as sad filling out my intent to graduate seeing that I have now lost my keys, phone, ID, debit card AND dignity at the bars 👍

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

They say the best gift is the gift of giving.Not sure if it applies to giving rectal temps to a 90 year old man #happyvalentinesday 💖

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@KatieWhalen4 back out here

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

Really contemplating what I did to deserve the bad karma of loosing my phone, debit card, ID and keys in the past week #replytweet

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@johnkrasinski will u marry me

[Brooke Graham @BrookeGraham1]

A guy just asked me 2 dance at the bar and my first instinct reply was " sry no I'm pregnant" is that normal?? Lmk

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@ebethcozz2 did u have a hissy fit cuz I did

[AskingForAFriend @AskForAFr1end]

@JMPimp2 8

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

How many snacks can you eat while babysitting without the parents knowing ??#askingforafriend

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

You know it's time to go back to school and get educated when you literally forget how to dial 911 #wishiwaskiddingtoo

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

Mom sees Steve Carrell shopping and doesn't even take a picture.. it's fine The Office isn't my favorite tv show or anything @SteveCarell

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

How many people are lucky enough to to change 4 year old diapers AND 84 year old diapers in 1 day #me #blessed

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@melmelltz well you are the worst person that ever existed so

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

@BrookeGraham1 shut up

[Julia P @JMPimp2]

If u think ur mom is embarrassing, my mom just walked into an auto body shop and said "hi somebody hit my daughter in the rear" 🙈🙄