johnson Montgomery Woods III

JMU Career Councilor, 6’7 - 245lbs 7 sec 40 yard dash

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

It’s so over #chud

[Danielle ✿ 🇬🇷 @DVSGains]

What’s the dark side of gym life no one admits?

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@jitLyang21 When you realize your friend group can no longer dick suck each other in close proximity

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

🧊🦉

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

New Drake album has me crying oml

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@Dickbrain123 It only gets worse btw

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@runawaybeertrck Same exact thing just happened to me but we were talking again, almost back together. Don’t know what to do now #shrink And move on?

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@TonerousHyus From Arlington, can agree

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

Never deleting this app

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎

You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

imagine preparing your whole life to be an IRGC martyr and receive your 72 virgins but when the moment comes and America invades you're hit with the goybeam and your soul is locked in the astral plane forever

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@powerbottomdad1 Top 5 tweet of the week

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@BlowcaineMcNugs As a man don’t ever say “I want so bad”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

THROW UP THE SET

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🥀

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

I’ve lived in DC for about 11.5 years now and I have never seen such an inept response to a snow storm as this one. Streets and sidewalks going completely unplowed and uncovered for two days. Feels like a total lack of preparation.

[johnson Montgomery Woods III @JMWIIISr]

@KobeissiLetter Explain like I’m 5. Why another shutdown and when?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Head coach JMU
Offensive coordinator JMU
Defensive coordinator JMU
Special teams coordinator JMU
Most receiving tds JMU
Most rushing TDs JMU
Blocked punt in natty JMU

[NoBowls @NoBowls]

In fairness to Oregon, it’s tough to beat a team twice in a season.

Especially a solid squad like JMU.