Jessica Pittman

Lover of all things #Texas, #cornyjokes, #wine & #pickleball | Group Director, #PaidSocial at @dentsu.

[Amanda Goetz @AmandaMGoetz]

I had to quit my job with my first baby because there was no maternity leave.

After babies 2 and 3 I had to come back to my job at 6 weeks or take 4 weeks unpaid to get to 10 weeks. I had stitches around my butthole and scabs on my nipples.

If this country wants women to have more babies...

then maybe we should consider taking care of them when we do.

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

This 😝

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dedicating this to @BChickenfry

https://t.co/H5aqvKbJ87

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dedicating this to @BChickenfry

https://t.co/H5aqvKbJ87

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

This is so very good 🥹

[Netflix @netflix]

Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

thirty four https://t.co/7FaXPs4NDH

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

you wouldn’t believe me https://t.co/tk33j1ZzzJ

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

Guys…#AustinButler’s voice tho 😍

Also, @kellyclarkson this interview felt like watching a first date. He’s young, but dang that chemistry 😝

@KellyClarksonTV

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

.@AustinButler has had quite the journey to #Elvis!

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

redeeming love https://t.co/Y23rPMgIpQ

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

All of us watching what just went down between Will, Chris and Jada: #Oscars

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

How are y'all sold out, never was even able to get the buying ticket window? @BillyBobsTexas 😡

[Billy Bob's Texas @BillyBobsTexas]

UPDATE: We are SOLD OUT! Listen to @995thewolfdfw and @963kscs for your chance to win tickets!

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

Trying to buy tickets for #TexasIndependenceJam at @BillyBobsTexas and @axs is literally not letting me....😡

Let's get it together, trying to see @carlypearce and @MarenMorris folks!

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

33 "miserable and magical" https://t.co/lLZuRs1Xrm

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

Idk if what they’re doing on @Station19 is for show or not - but I pray that #firstresponders see this & know the importance of dealing with those struggling with mental health issues…

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

Gibbs (#MarkHarmon) is leaving @NCIS_CBS & welp…this me…

NOT WELL. I ANNOUNCE, NOT WELL.

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

@TheEllenShow hope y’all are bringing back old kiddos y’all interviewed in your early years in the final season - would be super cool to see where they are now 🤘🏼

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

dear scenic mountain https://t.co/g8lTTE58Lq

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Last week was a big week for our Administration, we:

- Passed the American Rescue Plan
- Began sending out stimulus checks
- Announced every adult will be eligible for a vaccine by May 1
- Averaged more than 2 million vaccinations per day

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

nobody can make you believe something about yourself that you don’t already believe about yourself

[Jessica Pittman @JMariePittman]

@TeaLeoni gotta ask, why did you always eat ice cream on @MadamSecretary with a fork? 😉🙃

#lovetheshow #justbeenwonderingforfourseasonsnow #lol