depressed human being

comic collector. wrestling fan. horror fan. Celtics-Steelers-Wolverines

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

Aight, so I’ve been keeping track of *SOME* of the dumb shit Kendrick Perkins has said this year and last year and compiled it into a notes folder on my phone, here’s what we have so far in what I call:
SHIT PERK SAYS

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

I’m learning thanks to this Tracy Morgan discourse that white people REALLY LOVE teachers🤣 that proximity to power is whooping y’all’s pasty white behinds like it’s a switch from your Paw-Paw

[Garrick, the Àrd-Rìgh na hAlba (Probationary) @Boydesian]

Having seen Lake Erie, I cannot blame it one bit.

[Kyle Deemer @penoakeo]

Working short staffed and coworkers are quitting or getting fired

[BetnCali @BetnCali]

Game 1: Spurs led by 14, lost
Game 2: Spurs led by 14, lost
Game 3: Spurs led by 12, won
Game 4: Spurs lead by 29, lost

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

@ReznorokRoll Quick what’s your trick? Is it being a sanctimonious asslicker? Cause you’re really good at that.

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

@ol_scarbrain Your experience isn’t universal. Not every teacher is an award winning human being worthy of calling home about. Some are the most vile, racist, ignorant, conniving individuals breathing air. But Tracy should eat shit because you’re a privileged yt asshat with 0 skin in the game?

[Arvis4Prez - Playing TMGC @arvis4prez]

I don’t care how ugly the textures are Fire Emblem Three Houses could be literal blobs on the screen and I’d still enjoy the shit out of it like it’s so fucking good look at how cool Shamir looks during this Hunter’s Volley crit

[Major the Mailhyena @combatdollwatch]

it’s been over 20 years of fable and they’re still lying about mechanics every game i love it sm lmao

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[Nick Spurry @Senor_Sweetz]

Yooo this needs to stop, these are your fellow New Yorkers, so what if they root for another team. These Knicks fans are consumed by hate.

[rem.illustrations @RemIllustration]

There is no tomorrow

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A family farm donated 87 acres of land to the city of Taylor, Texas to be made into a public park.

The city sold it for $10 million to build a 135,000 square foot data center.

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

@rahsh33m He made it how HE likes it 😂😂😂

[Will johnson enjoyer EX boyfriend @willjohnsonbf1]

Hot take Kanye was right about Taylor swift

[RK @RandoKneegrow]

The 5th rule of gun safety is cops should do this more often.

[haley 🌼 SHAKY(?)&CBUS @sanriopilots]

btw this happened in my hometown at my high school (well i was in 8th grade at the time) and im 26 now and this poor family STILL doesn’t have answers. his poor mama has been fighting every single day for justice to no prevail :(

[depressed human being @JMarqStokes]

@GfedGoCrazy Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order??? I literally only remember her because her name is unique and sounds fun to say. Not really that important to know though.

[maytrix_XDX_ @MaytrixXdx]

Frozone as Admiral akioji

[yung othello @ras_v2]

There not a SINGLE Fantastic Four run without an arc of Ben being a big fucking baby. Even when he get cured, he fucking whines.