J. Matthew Morris

life is a choice, death is a decision

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

Fuck Kansas and there turnpike

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

Happy Birthday @seanmckillin your the brother I never had and the friend I've always wanted. Make 23 as wild as that 22 was #AttackTheDay

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

#BEARDOWN gentleman @hinzybeats @JkBrn

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

See I'm setting two plates on the counter but I'm eating without ya

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

@seanmccabeBCS learning how to drive stick...all I can say is sometimes things don't work out the way you planned

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

Iowa kicks its season off 2 months from today vs NIU in Chicago. RT if you are excited for Hawkeye football! #Hawkeyes

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

Mentally preparing myself for a ham dog night of Ilstu shenanigans, let's do it for the boys @theaflo00 @Kenny_Phe @dillyspanilz @

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

@Kmcquill her farts are equally bad, worse than the dogs for sure

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm well into my adulthood and I sometimes still run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

@JkBrn forever cursed #fantasy'12

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

@theaflo00 another fine dinning experience outside at jimmys grill...but where the fuck is the car?

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

@theaflo00 I'm turning my iPhone off tardio. Final at 5, and I know you understand that.

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

#TargetChat can't wait to find out my store location and get this this #ETL party started

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

dirtyburd #4life; flyhawks #BCS @seanmckillin @JkBrn @hinzybeats @seanmccabeBCS

Sincerely,

FeedtheBird

[. @AmazonTreasure_]

I'm ready for summer nights

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

Sooo.... Was class cancelled today? @CrellyMurrows @kellymarieg3 @m_mcelman

[J. Matthew Morris @JMattyMorriS]

Apparently when you lay in The cut people get tough to please