Max Hegel

Stranded in an abandoned timeline.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

@sciencegirl Is fire using handcuffs now?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Oh look, governments all over the world are in shambles, a handful of billionaires own everything from manufacturing to media, and the internet is making all of that worse. But, there are no elective cybernetic enhancements.
Not the cyberpunk dystopia I ordered.
I want a refund.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

@GreatDismal
I really wanted it to be different, but I guess we are going to be living in the 'Klept', and the next pandemic will probably kill a lot of us off.
Any idea how we get out of it?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

@funder Of course I did.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

The worst thing about being a time traveler is watching humanity exterminate themselves over and over again, no matter how well you warn them.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

This app helped end democracy. It is a tool of the growing global kleptocracy, and I am sick of everything about it. Maybe Bluesky is better.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Maybe this movie wasn't as stupid as we thought.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

In the past, I had many black towels. Now I have one black towel. I've never thrown away a towel. Who has my towels?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Somebody better set a reminder for 11/5 to put DJT on sewer slide watch.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

#ConceptOfAPlan

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey MAGA, Trump just said he's not a christian.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

My wife started reading a recipe from the label on a mix. It was for a "dessert cheeseball" and it at this point that I started worrying that she was still sleeping and we were in her dreams.
Then she said it required cream cheese and whipped cream, and now I'm really scared.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

@cbryanjones But what's the ratio of the valuation of those properties? How do we measure this, given the logistical challenges of a proper repeatable experiment in lab conditions?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Is the food better in Italy and France because the ingredients and cooking/baking process is superior, or is it because when you're eating it, you're in Italy or France, and not the taste-dulling atmosphere of the United States?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Our present dystopia is, at times, underwhelming.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

In which timeline did The Goonies take place, though? Presumably, timeline 1, since it was released before Back To The Future, which means that every copy of The Goonies is a relic of a dead timeline.

[SYFY WIRE @SYFYWIRE]

Mikey and Marty McFly might’ve been making movie history at exactly the same moment.
https://t.co/ZtOBuVrbuy

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

It bugs me that I don't think there's a way to do, in the horror sci-fi subgenre, what Buffy did in the horror fantasy subgenre.

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Is this platform still platformed?

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

This is still wrong. https://t.co/S9OUWUDLdi

[Max Hegel @JMaxHegel]

Okay, I'm looking forward to this now.
https://t.co/3kXKQY0fdW