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Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
I make dad jokes on Twitter and bootleg action figures on Instagram: @ SirCollectALot.
Boston
Joined February 2009
759
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1.6K
Followers
14.7K
Posts
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Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
about 7 years ago
Why do they call it a eulogy and not thanks for coming to my dead talk?
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
4 days ago
How small does your dick have to be to park like this?
JMilesM
retweeted
Sir Collect-a-Lot
@sircollectalot
15 days ago
New shirts just dropped. All sizes, $35 shipped. 🤙
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
16 days ago
@BrickSmitHouse
Which Woburn location?
JMilesM's tweet gif.
Who to follow
wjf 🌊
@tswjf
TS enthusiast | UNC grad (go heels) | @livetokenco right hand man | | former analyst @ nets | won 1st in fb once
Erik Savage
@esavy13
Show Love, Good Vibes. Boston Strong. Amature card collector.
Vars
@varsavja
Started as a crypto account and now I’m addicted to Twitter
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
16 days ago
The Cavs might stink, folks.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
16 days ago
The chat on this illegal stream for the game is out of pocket.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
18 days ago
@DUDEwipes
I never leave home without em.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
19 days ago
I’ve found god.
JMilesM
retweeted
DUDE Wipes
@DUDEwipes
18 days ago
@JMilesM
Hope you’ve found wipes
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
19 days ago
@mageeclegg
Guy brought his phone into my sauna last week! He was also fully clothed including shoes.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
19 days ago
“Hey, Siri - play Flake by Jack Johnson.”
JMilesM
retweeted
Sir Collect-a-Lot
@sircollectalot
19 days ago
“He just quit is corporate job to sell action figures he makes in his basement. Now have his wife tell him she’s pregnant when he walks in the door.”
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
19 days ago
@FrankieBorrelli
JMilesM
retweeted
Sir Collect-a-Lot
@sircollectalot
22 days ago
Going to invent a new kind of fart tonight.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
24 days ago
@ATTHelp
Can’t send DM, message me
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
24 days ago
AT&T might employ the dumbest people on god's green earth.
JMilesM
retweeted
Sir Collect-a-Lot
@sircollectalot
24 days ago
Summer outfit sorted.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
30 days ago
Have depressed people tried iced coffee and Jack Johnson?
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
about 1 month ago
I won’t tell anyone when I win the lottery, but there will be signs.
Miles McAlpin
@JMilesM
about 1 month ago
Home is wherever I’m with you.
JMilesM
retweeted
Sir Collect-a-Lot
@sircollectalot
about 1 month ago
I may be crazy, but I am free.
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