Jules

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

I gotta say - backing into a parking spot feels quite pretentious to me

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

petition to make fb figure out their god awful message notification with marketplace - like JUST PUT WHATEVER IS ALLEGEDLY ~UNREAD~ AT THE TOP!!!! @MarkZukerberg

[Krobii @_krobii]

If I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

If you spell shop like “shoppe” you cannot expect me to say it any other way than SHOPPYYY

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

@yikesbikesss don’t

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

“What did you say?”
“Oh I just said ‘holy moly those are big rain drops”
“Holy moly?! You sure you don’t want to upgrade that to a ‘Holy smokes?”
“Nah, I’ll save that for an even rainier day.”

- a conversation Pat and I just had. 😔

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucked up that if you get a burger from anywhere besides Five Guys you have literally no way of knowing how many guys were involved in that process

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

Slammed two slushes at the movies and now I can’t fall asleep I’m almost 30 what is wrong with me

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

I find Poptart flavors so intriguing that I just watched a 15 min YouTube video reviewing them how’s falling asleep on your Monday night going

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

I just saw a squirrel…walk…? Like slowly step across the sidewalk at a normal human speed, not speedy spazzy normal squirrel movement. Idfk it was so damn bizarre lol, the end.

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

@marzynoble Colored contacts or not - he doesn’t deserve her 👑

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

Finding out Jared Leto is in something I’m considering watching is honestly such a meh

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

big toes are so funny like why is there a leader

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Tax day? All days are taxing

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

One time, as an ice breaker a teacher asked everyone to say their name, their major, and the last movie they watched. And I went second and shamelessly had to set the tone with the film Flubber.

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

The other day I heard a coworker complain about how packaged, de-shelled, hard boiled eggs smell funny and not to be dramatic but I hate America

[Jules @JMoolahBaby9]

God I think I’d be a better person if Bette Midler was apart of my day to day life