José Gregorio Moreira

Extroverted engineer with many opinions. Might flirt or overanalyze. Always well-dressed (or undressed, if you’re lucky). Still not famous. Somehow.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

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My @Spotify “Discover Weekly” playlist this week is trash! The absolute worst discover weekly ever!

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Viviré en Madrid, y será antes de lo que imagino.
#Madrid #Espana #MentePositiva

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If @Pixar made a movie about me…
What would the title be?

If you know me — be honest.
If you don’t — take a wild guess.

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Сегодня мне прям тяжело сдержать слёзы.

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@NYTWordle Am I the only one that is bothered that Wordle is 6 letters?

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@Mikemccarthaaay I do!!!!! I mean, yes I would! 😉

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@ermonterrosa Let me know if you’re ever in Dublin!

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@djtequilito

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The @VirginAtlantic upper class service today at @SeaTacAirport is, for lack of a better word, trash! Feels like I’m flying Ryanair!! 😡

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

Practical information from our corner…

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@davibroui First time I’m seeing your account, but I can totally see me crushing on you. 😏

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@MsModernChi Yup! Yup! It’s where I post my thoughts.

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I hate that I’m an emotional creature! I HATEIT! I don’t want to feel anymore!

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Got to love the “do as I say, not as I do culture” at @Boeing.

https://t.co/LKfl8MdfM4

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@disfrutamelo The beach is smelling delicious because I’m sitting right next to you! 🫣😍

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When will X stop being addressed as “X, formally known as Twitter”? 🙄

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@Apple what’s up with all these #iOS update. I can’t listen to a song in piece. Anytime I open an app, Spotify stops! Wasn’t like that before! #Annoyed #LetsFixIt

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While at a Mexican restaurant today I spoke Spanish with the waiter. Then the following conversation took place:

Coworker: You're Cuban right, how come you speak Spanish?

Me: What language do you think Cubans speak?

Coworker: Ugh, Cuban.

#ThisIsAmerica #Ignorant #Sad #Annoyed

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@Delta Can I please get the schedule of the flight leader for flight DL0463 from JFK to SEA? I want to fly with this guy all the time, wow! What a smooth and pleasant boarding process. This man deserves a raise!

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Left Seattle in route to Madrid via New York….
@Delta send my checked luggage to Atlanta. Arrived to Madrid frustrated and without anything. Tried reaching out to customer service and hit with “our baggage service center is closed” #ItPaysToBeDiamond #Unacceptable