Jacob Murray

Eagle Scout, Underpaid and Under-Appreciated, Taking Life One Mistake At A Time (He/Him)

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Man I am really bummed we left the era of Joe Biden memes and entered the age of living through the novel 1984

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Park Ranger Slips Fat Fish To Bear Before Gesturing Towards Littering Family He Wants Mauled https://t.co/Bx1qp2vGL0

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@maxwellstern @SignalsMidwest Can’t wait to come out and see you guys play!

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@scenequeenrocks Pumped and excited to see you play in Cleveland!

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

I’m not doing great mentally here

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

My cats really are adorable when they aren’t busy tearing my house apart

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Not my coworker just offhandedly mentioning his ads on youtube are for mail order brides and assuming that was normal for everyone in the room

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@CullenMcComb Right! They did the show dirty

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Just applied for a job in Baltimore with the park system that would be absolutely killer to land!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Shout out to my cats for always knowing when I am feeling down and therefore know that they need to smother me as I lay down.

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@LeeeeBailey My love language is getting to eat the soup you make

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@RDerekBlack Well darn, really thought I might get some suggestions from you on that one

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

I constantly find myself wishing I lived somewhere more interesting, now to just find a job that lets a move to somewhere new happen

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

My mental state makes me such a mess, props to those who can put up with it

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

I hate leaving after I visit my partner, it’s never a long enough time I got to spend seeing them

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

@LeeeeBailey It’s a game-changer

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

My partner is an absolute gem that can brighten up any day and I am so happy to be a part of their life❤️

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Being apart from people you care about sucks

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

Find yourself someone that you can love with every fiber of your being❤️

[Jacob Murray @JMur_Ray]

The fact that both sides of my family have always celebrated the holidays the same day so it was always hectic trying to split the day between the two sides and commuting from one to another and this is the first year its on a different day, just for them to pick the same day 🙃