Jesse Nowery

Traumatic childhood, or adult playing Pokémon; you decide

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I feel like if Paul Rudd ever got a movie made about him, @ItsJoshPeck could play a younger version of him.

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See if it were just Logan Paul vs Randy Orton at mania, I would say Randy with the dub.

But since it’s a triple threat, I’m thinking Logan’s retaining.

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When you think about it, it’s pretty comical that CM Punk gets injured after his SECOND match back in WWE.

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It has been 11 years since mike and Ike split, and the Twix company made us choose one bar over the other. The world has been divided since.

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If Roman loses at mania, Paul Heyman is going straight to Bronn Breakker.

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I could be at a WWE event in-person and still come home to watch @MrSantiZap commentating on the SAME event just to see his reactions. 😂

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Pears should be named something else. Doesn’t fit the vibe.

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Kang did what he said he was going to do: Destroy the MCU timeline.

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‘AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY’ is now being referred to as ‘AVENGERS 5’.

(Source: https://t.co/yl5nC0uAC7)

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My Spotify Discover Weekly has had a LOT of Japanese Pop Punk for the last 3 weeks.

Brother, I don’t watch anime, and I don’t recall listening to anything close to this genre.

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I’m a firm believer that @Ivar_WWE is in his “Husky Harris” era. Give this man a singles push!

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Had a dream I was a part of the Judgement Day and @RheaRipley_WWE was giving me life advice. Never been more motivated in my life.

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Well damn, maybe the boomers were into something. My knees starting aching and then it started to rain.

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Is a toasted bagel with cream cheese practically a grilled cheese variant?

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New York is looking like no one finished their pollution mission in the PS4 Spider-Man

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Y’all remember when we were gonna raid Area 51 to free the aliens and then it turned into a music festival?

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Guys… AI is not going to control our brains. Come on now

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It needs done. #FireVinceMcMahon

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I’m falling back HARD into liking WWE again lol.

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Someone said “if y’all take away tiktok, we’re gonna take away the large font on your cell phones” 😂

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The Tiktok congress trial straight up made me embarrassed to be an American 😂