Hello. We are building simple, unforgivingly hard casual games for people trying to avoid eye contact on public transport. We'll be documenting our zero-budget development process and desperate marketing efforts. Welcome.
@PokeIndie I am trying to beautifully edit footage of me playing our game on the toilet, which is what it was made for. The main reason to care is if you have not much else happening in your life.
Well, there goes the daily commitment, now we're destined to be forgotten before doing anything memorable. To quote another one of our Game Over messages: That was simply careless. We expected slightly better by now. PS: Saw Dylan Moran last night. A legitimate excuse, for once.
@creativemh ๐ our schedule: idea in head - where's my phone - furiously typing - full of typos - starts overthinking - make version I'm happy with - more overthinking, decide to post later - accidentally hit discard instead of save...
@creativemh Well, our bio says not overly ambitious ๐. We are starting with simple ones, mobile one-tap (two taps occasionally) games, ideal for bathroom breaks. Hopefully funny too. Trying to turn all ideas that were gathering dust over the years to real games. Then we move to bigger ones
How's this for strategy: made a game 11 years ago, mild success, then waited for the market to saturate. AI came, so we waited more, ofc, until everyone but coders could make games too. Now we're back. To quote our game-over message: A tragic waste of a perfectly average attempt.
@DavidWehle They have a great sense of humour. In our house it's mostly Ninjago, not even hiding them, just spreading figures evenly across the floor until there is no safe place to step on.
@alexkrauchn@DominickSGerard OK, that's great, we'll put that on a pitch deck. Now let me talk to some VCs, we'll need investors to cover initial match boxes and petrol.
@WhiskyToad No idea. So far no viral success with my 5 posts. Did get a viral infection a couple of weeks ago, though, so that has to count for something.
@cox21380003@danellisona I can discuss anything for 30minutes, just making stuff up as I go along ๐. It's the internal cringe I am talking about and the general contempt for myself afterwards. No quick cure for that I'm afraid ๐.