Joey🏅

Part time twitter savage. Full time joke teller. All time greatest dad.

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

Bout to take this dog for a walk, let’s see what old frumpy Gus has left in him.

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Tucking myself in. Good night 💤

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I know I parked my car with the gas light on and I gotta be at work at 7:30am. Hehe morning Joseph is in for it.

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

My girl tryna make me cry plucking my eyebrows. She grabs all skin and chuckles. I ain’t licking her toes no more. This is inhumane.

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I don’t call them side hoes I refer to them as stunt girlfriends

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Shook hands with the parks director, ripped up a playground with the city manager, and got to chit chat with the mayor. All before noon. Oh what a day.

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I really be undervalued out here but we still put shots up for the love of the game.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

who is funny on twitter

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

If you go to restaurants DO NOT SIT AT A DIRTY TABLE.

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Golden hour with the curls out. Yep. Still got it.

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

Sunny afternoon eating a cheeseburger on a roof, taking down Christmas lights. Sign me up.

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

I hope my random nonsense finds you in the sea of mid edm tweets

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

I’ve missed Twitter. A year away has been long enough.

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Today

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[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

Shook my mullet at another guy with a mullet today and while there were no official judges I know deep down in my heart the whole grocery store won.

[mark normand @marknorm]

freed another black man

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

Good thoughts, good words, good deeds.

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I got better things to do. I can give you their names.

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90% of my geography knowledge comes from watching 34 seasons of survivor.

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If you ever try to steal a bag of chips from a fat man you gotta do it quick or he just might sit on you.

[Joey🏅 @JOEY_FRESHNESS]

When I get sad I know I’m one Prince super bowl halftime show away from not being sad any more.