agrim

famous sexist

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

My Dear Peasants,

You've hit the jackpot!
These 777 twats, logged over years, were a royal act of defiance against algorithm-casinos and the soul-crushing mediocrity they perpetuate.
In a content-crazy world, here be contentment.

⎈ Your Loving Sovereign

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

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[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

"The greatest satisfaction a woman can feel is to know that a man, whom many other women love, loves her alone."

— B. Pascal

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

"Jesters do oft prove prophets."

— W. Shakespeare, King Lear

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

and then i found a
rose
around whom
rose
aloft, those dreams interred

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Italians use Ciao for hello and goodbye—both.
If you're ever late to an Italian party, you'll confuse the fuck out of the host.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

When in doubt,
don't think twice—
turn to the light.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

In biology, unchecked, endless growth is called cancer.
In business, it's called success.

This is the demented world we inhabit.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Suffering is the price we must pay for beauty.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

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[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Kingliness is making plans for December in February.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Democracy, itself, is the problem.
Lottocracy is the solution.

This is the entirety of my politics.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Seek beauty and you shall find the truth nestling in its bosom

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Randomness is a misnomer.
Synchronicities are divine dispatches.
Or... devilish deceptions.

Both have their fingers on the dials of your reality.
Cultivate discernment and prosper.
Or not—and perish.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

"Neighbours"

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

The masculine urge to cut-off from polite society and become a digital hermit

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Neither doubt your past, nor distrust your future.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

Everything is perfect at all times.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

PRO Tip:

*Your girl* will wait for you until the end of time.
If you tell her to wait, and she doesn't—she wasn't yours to begin with.

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

[Guy goes to a bar, orders Jack Daniels. Old-timer starts pouring him Johnny Walker.]

patron: that's not what I—

bartender: jack don't play no more, sonny. he quit the game.

patron: he did? why?

bartender: found his jill

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

A mound of dirt and a heap of nails
Might fill a cart and weigh down scales
But don't compare in worth or hold
To a tiny florin made of gold

[agrim @JOKEMACHINE5000]

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