Asmo

23| she/her| I yap way to much about wrestling , dnd , and opera

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

why do spurs fans think they can still use this pic to own people after the most humiliating thing that can happen to you in this sport descended upon him like a divine punishment right after. i would sooner assume that i made the right move if god turned me into a pillar of salt

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

we used to know how to write taglines in this country

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[bodega vendetta @w_i_l_l_a]

Obsessed with this Chabad guy running to unseat Brian Cunningham in AD 43 using a AI picture of a guy standing in front of some brownstones for his official campaign website when he actually looks somewhat different

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[FAGBA1 LIMITED @JABBA1CKY]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[emma @theatrelez]

i think the reactions to cats have been "they transformed the show into something totally new that completely altered the meaning of the piece to be a celebration of black and queer/trans joy" and the reactions to ragtime have been "that was another good production of ragtime"

[Rational Giants Takes @RationalGMENFan]

This is Felix in SoHo. This place is filled with European fruitcakes that don’t follow basketball in any capacity

They do not represent Knicks fans in any way, and are clearly hopping on the bandwagon because it’s trendy

Basketball Gods, they are not Knicks fans

#TheyNotLikeUs

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

hell yes to this acceptance speech from Qween Jean, who just became the first openly trans person to ever win a Tony

"We are here for the legacy of queer people. Trans people, we have to take up space. We have to shift the paradigm...the world right now is deeply, deeply combating so many ailments, and we know as a society that when we come together we can make real, permanent change."

Qween won Best Costume Design for a Musical for Cats: The Jellicle Ball

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

BECAUSE THEY TURNED MY MODELL’S INTO A CAVA

[Namwali @namwalien]

Nope. "My Christian Dior" is already a volta after the first two lines; can't pre-empt it. And the unexpected rhyme is another volta--brings it home, just like the Knicks in the fourth quarter. That singsongy scheme of yours would ruin the whole effect.

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

Me turning on Game 1 of the NBA Finals tn:

[RG @RGIII__]

US Open tickets are a microcosm of everything wrong with sports tickets and big events today.

- Outrageous prices
- Ridiculous “presale” process
- Event littered with influencers and people who don’t know what they’re watching

Sad times with no end in sight

[Mm… 56-26 @Joracle_]

The fact that these used to be like $40. We are in insane times

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!!!!!