Josh Velasquez

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

Brother Tim Ream can’t be considered one of America’s best athletes…this is why no one takes soccer seriously in this country.

We got a dude wearing the captains band who looks like he owns a millennial burger shop.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I never thought I’d see the day a Euro club was in a full on panic having to play the United States in soccer. You can feel the fear an ocean away

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Aaron Boone if he never hit that one home run in 2003

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Me watching all this then ordering a miller lite and asking him to turn on the Kansas State vs Baylor game

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mbappe against Iraq

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The fact the Spurs keep playing Fox over Harper is bananland It’s like the Chicago Blacksox scandal.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

DEVIN VASSELL MEETS CHET HOLMGREN AT THE RIM AND HAS WORDS. 😤😤😤

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

It just means more.

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

No groundhog needed. This is how I always know the *official* start of Spring.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

WHAT AN APPEARANCE ON @wakeupbarstool 👀

@stoolpresidente @JeffNadu

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

Canada is now 0-4 in 2026 when wearing hockey jerseys against the USA

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who says no?

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“You know I’m not the most normal fella. I’m cognizant of that. I wanted to work somewhere where I could just be Liam Blutman to the max and this is a great spot for that” -@Blutman27 talking about his journey to Barstool Sports

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

"Canada"

- Men lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Women lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Zero SEC championships

[Jim Bob Breazeale @jbbreazeale]

“Rice - great academics. Texas State - a great time. They lead the state of Texas in Quality of Life in the college experience. My friends down I-35 know how to have a good time.” - @ESPNLowell #TXST