Jumping Out The House

Not associated with BVW • 145 IQ

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I put my name on my hat and launched it in the air a little too far. I grabbed a different hat.

You’re welcome for the autograph.

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“Yo let’s go to Gia’s”

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Consensus five star Braden "We Got Next" Adams, class of 2025

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When you remember your first day of freshman year but it was actually 43 months ago and you graduate in 15 days:

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Let’s settle this

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NFL teams are passing on Shedeur like passing the salt on thanksgiving

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West’s game against Aquinas took so long you could watch the first pitch, go home immediately, watch four episodes of breaking bad, come back, and they’re STILL playing ball

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How it feels making a buyout deal in assassins:

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Killer assassins idea:

1. Someone wins assassins
2. Puts all the winnings on a parlay
3. Invites everybody over
4. Everyone tails

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Me in algebra when everyone gets 4x+3 and I got Abraham Lincoln

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What is your BVW Roman Empire?

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“It’s ok I’ll just buy back in”

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If I see another tip from the Tool Shaq ad I’m punching a hole through the fucking television

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Yeah I’ll take six of these

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#FREEJERSEYJOE

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@BingleRandolf @theeenotorious1 @GregoryTaynt @WinstonFent @CummingsJamaal @billtheman_11 @FredBidunga

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JOTH says “fuck you”, names 314 athletes on an 1 hr 20 min flight

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Me on the way to Cancun:

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When bros tryna show me something but I have contemp next hour

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Saquon 28, this shit can’t go on much longer, thank god