John Anderson

Nerd, likes to golf, dad of 3.

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@prageru Only one better, Martina McBride.

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@adamcarolla Is this your version of Top Gear’s Cool Wall? Not complaining, your taste in cars is pretty spot on.

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@waitmaya 31

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@PatGarofalo I’m confused why this is concerning. The top 10% will always have way more disposable income. Maybe this trend means that lower income earners are starting to spend more responsibly.

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@cherrycrushTV Public school teachers

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@cherrycrushTV Only wash my hands if I’m going to be cooking for other people. Only take a shower every 2-3 days.
Started this in March of 2020 and haven’t gotten more than the sniffles ever since.

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The fake store in the half time show has a sign ‘we accept EBT’. WTH? #SuperBowlLX

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@allenanalysis So the New York Times (corporation) isn’t people, and therefore has no first amendment rights? And money isn’t speech, so you can’t buy advertising, so you will advertise with force?

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@AdamCarollaShow @samtripoli @adamcarolla Glad to see that the number of times Sam says “100 percent” has gone down since his first couple of appearances on the show.

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@piersmorgan Nobody in America gives a shit about soccer.

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@adamcarolla just watched Meme Gods. Another excellent documentary that you were involved in. I wish docs were more lucrative so you could put out more of them.

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@GavinDeBec27706 I came across this poster at a pharmacy today.

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@ali_naka @JohnCleese Not a problem, Americans hate soccer.

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@PatGarofalo Adjusted for inflation, average taxpayers are only earning their 2019 salaries. We get no raises for 6 years while government grows unchecked.

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@JohnCleese We like free speech and guns, unlike you pussies in the UK.

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@ICEgov while you are in Minnesota. Please check out LA Fitness in Apple Valley, MN.
No exaggeration, 30-40% of the people who visit hear speak little to no English.
10-15% Somali

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@Super70sSports Jackknife Powerbomb

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@AntiLeftMemes Mt. Retard

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@sciencegirl What if I see Godzilla?

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@NortonMpls Standing in the road is not protesting, it’s impeding traffic. I think being run over is more fitting than a little tear gas.