Johnathan P Terrance

Firm believer of #NoFrictionFridays.

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

Resolute in the form of a Terry shell

[Chris 🧀🦌 @b1tchmade]

Oh my god

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

How did it come out before gta 6 bro

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

She got no reflexes, no spatial awareness, no scanning ability.

Wouldn't survive a day in the wild.

Terrible.

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

Rename the wireless mouse to hamster - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/wTjbiSd6eO via @Change

[ESPN @espn]

Kraken = RELEASED 🦑

Seattle has clinched a playoff spot in its second season as an NHL franchise!

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

@BarstoolBigCat 64

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

@TheShrekfest What time does the onion eating contest start? #ShrekFest #Shrek

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

Become ungovernable

[Mark Baden @Mark_Baden]

What happened last night in Milwaukee was horrible. I’m as sickened and horrified as all of you. But we can not let violence define our great city. I love Milwaukee. I will always love Milwaukee. Let us come together. Black. White. Brown. All.

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

@chicagobulls Sad!

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

audition tape i made

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

@ChristianYelich I just had physical contact with a woman for the first time in 9 years

[Johnathan P Terrance @JPBurns5]

Glad I’m not the only one

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

getting circumcised because it fucking grew back again. how’s your morning going?

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Giannis Antetokounmpo caps off his triple-double performance with a walk-off 😎

https://t.co/EvsUkGBC3u