john carmedy

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

News just in ….@realDonaldTrump has said he sunk 9 battleship’s
He has never played a game of battleships with @LC1410
She has to be the most annoying and untrustworthy player of battleships ever !
#justsaying

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Should I organise a Caribbean trip for the Mrs Christmas or wait for New Zealand British lions tour ?

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Just had an e mail from @Specsavers John. We haven’t “seen” you for a while , surely someone in the marketing department could of thought of another prompt of words to reach out to me#hardlysellsglasses

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@piersmorgan could you not broadcast a one of hour show which you totally go wokey and nicey, smiley and patronising to everyone on the show just to show how lame the future of broadcasting maybe in the future “you can really take the piss and not get in trouble!!!”🤷‍♂️

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@MCYeeehaaa wow Matt great interview you really do ask the questions to many are afraid to ask

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@LC1410 Ok I’ll soften it up a bit he really is one selfless righteous large going slightly bald twat Knew I shouldn’t of watch the interview 😂😂

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

I’m watching the Harry Markle interview to listen and learn and even try to understand his side of the story but at every turn of his interview he seems a total cunt 🤷‍♂️

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@mrdanwalker @Rob7Burrow Was in tears last night what a bunch of inspirational people all you “guys” are so strong in every strength. So so much respect xxx

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@johnbrennan1611 @HollifieldOwen Me to 😂😂😂

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@toryboypierce @EU I don’t like fish 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@RacingPost Enable Surley. Won two Arc’s And on different courses. No Horse has done that !!!

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@Shons1982 @LC1410 Ha ha as my favourite cousin in law you know I told @LC1410 not to post any. She just doesn’t listen 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #getyourownback x

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Happy birthday to @Shons1982 I was going to post an embarrassing photo on your 40th birthday but apparently somebody @LC1410 has put 39 + 1 on over the last few 40 days 😂😂😂👋👋👋. Have a great day x x #40

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Happy birthday to the most wonderful best crazy bird we all know. Have a good day. I’ll shake your hand later @thompsonbel xxx

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Think I’ll treat wifey whilst on holiday any ideas folks ?!?

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Just a thought for the lesbians and bearded twats that have decided to glue themselves to the speakers chair and chain there necks to rails outside the House of Commons today respectively let’s ask the police to not get involved and leave the tossers there for 10 days 🤷‍♂️

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

Well @BGT going to be a hard gig to follow after the platinum party at the Palace #justsaying

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@johnbrennan1611 @Sineadburke10 Well there is that I suppose 😂😂😂😂

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

@StuartLeslie17_ would you take penalties now ??? Just asking ???

[john carmedy @JPCarmedy]

As a Watford supporter I have to be honest Id love Luton to go to the Premiership. Let’s mix it up !!!!🤷‍♂️