Jordan Cornelius

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The way it’s gunning it with the cartoonish posture, the skeddadle backward like it slipped on a banana peel then the explosion. Could watch this happen for hours

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Under Mayor Zohran Mamdani, an otter has been spotted in the Bronx River for the first time in 100 years.

[pancake @AEn1ma__]

”95% polyester” 200$”

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Admittedly refreshing to hear someone respond to tired anti-immigrant talking points by saying “Isn’t your president a pedophile” you can genuinely see the Fox host realize he’s made a terrible mistake in real time

[MY @miltosyerolemou]

It rained for the first 4 months of the year nearly every day and now here we are. When are we going to start putting the CEOs of water companies in jail???

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: A care home resident mistakes Andy Burnham for a local candidate

"You are the local candidate are you?"

"I was, but I'm now the Prime Minister"

"What, a new one? They keep changing every 5 minutes"

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[Noopy @rip_moreo]

Is it bad I find these videos funny

[Rosid ⚣🚩 @BitterMarxist]

Someone tell the princess of Norway to put on a shirt, bro...

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

he’s thinking about the systemic oppression women face in the workforce

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

I want to be clear that Milly Alcock said nothing wrong. But even if she said something wrong, it’s endlessly fascinating to me that men will (lie and) say “I can’t go to the movie because she hurt my feelings” while GLEEFULLY running to the theater to watch a man like Brad Pitt, who strangled a child and assaulted his ex-wife.

[Reel Rejects @ReelRejects]

The discourse around Supergirl is *a lot* 😬 #supergirl

Supergirl full spoiler talk here: https://t.co/l2J220WjZW

[Sloth @OzymandiasWorX]

😭😭Spider-Man situation so dire the dark future straight up the wholesome timeline

[Ashesofwidogast Hal's biggest fan, HAL'S DEFENDER @brotherdawn04]

Thank you Liam. Thank you for giving us Halandil Fang.

#criticalrolespoilers

[Major the Mailhyena @driveIikejehuty]

it’s been over 20 years of fable and they’re still lying about mechanics every game i love it sm lmao

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Most I’ve laughed at a CourtNewsUK tweet in over a decade

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I know he’s looking up from Hell mad as fuck