Joe DeSimone

[Joe DeSimone @JPDeSimone]

@Guysloveguns If I had a dollar for every time I see this video every week, I'd be able to buy a fifth house or seventh car.

[Joe DeSimone @JPDeSimone]

@ABC Rubbing salt on meat isn't BBQ. Sorry, Texas. This isn't a close race.

[Joe DeSimone @JPDeSimone]

@ABC LOL TX BBQ is awful. That's why they're closing. KC BBQ remains the thriving king. 👑

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@JVTacoma Same

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@bilalsattar @niccruzpatane @wholemars Imagine getting this twisted up over an imaginary streak that's so easy to fake. This isn't quite as queer as the guy who recorded himself hitting a street sign to preserve a streak, but it's close.

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@dezmondOliver Happened to me today on I-70 Eastbound in north central Kansas. There was a multi-fatality semi truck crash. FSD navigated me around it. That said, this isn't new or innovative. Live traffic navigation has been around for at least a decade.

[Joe DeSimone @JPDeSimone]

I have both. Honestly, prefer the Premium seats. Difficult to keep cool in the Performance seats. Don't really dig the performance logo on the seats either. If the seat cooling actually worked decently, maybe I'd like the Performance seats better. For the record, I'm only 180 lbs and very fit, so this isn't a fat tub of lard opinion. I can't imagine a fat pig owning any Performance model.

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@TheWis65 You need an option to not care about a gay driving streak.

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@TeslaCharging God bless you, @TeslaCharging. I travel to Manhattan every week and this is a life-changing development.

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@TeslaKing420 Tell us more about what it's like being unable to afford a Performance model.

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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @Tesla @elonmusk This thread is filled with folks who didn't buy Performance models, I guess. I wish I could help more.

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@LamarMK Support Elon after he bought Twitter and retards started burning Teslas. If Tesla and Elon triggered the left, I needed one (now two) in my life.

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@CJGRISHAM As is your responsibility, American.

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@mikepat711 It's amazing they're unable to solve something other companies near perfected years ago.

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@mattvanswol The lesson: Never get caught without a gun to protect yourself and your family. A hero without a means is ineffective, no matter the level of heart.

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@NotATeslaApp 100% agree. Saw a post earlier this week where a guy hit a street sign. Easily avoidable. Didn't intervene because he "wanted to see how FSD would handle it." He complained about losing his streak. Basically retarded.

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@RichRichg99 @JVTacoma Okay, so then what? Tesla nav doesn't use Google Maps navigation engine. Why would knowing my Plus Code be helpful in the Tesla nav software?

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@dkmitc Similar...
https://t.co/AWQNQ5pSMr

[Joe DeSimone @JPDeSimone]

Sure. Today it stopped completely in a moving traffic lane with its left signal on because there was another vehicle in the left turn lane. This was not at an intersection, but rather an unprotected left turn on a 5-lane road. I was almost rear-ended. It then proceeded to cut across the turn lane and make its left turn. I understand why you "don't care," though. You're trying to land on Elon's radar and earn a like or repost. Best of luck.

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@niccruzpatane LOL "FSD handles parking lots flawlessly at this point" is the most absurd lie I've seen any 'influencer' tell, and that's saying something. FSD is at its very worst in parking lots (14.3.2 and .3). 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@RichRichg99 @JVTacoma What's this Google address trick?