pendle

Newton liked them thicc as fuck

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

Show us the memory today

[L 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @only1lf]

Promo code "RELEGAT10N" should get that fee down to £50m by the end of today

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Robin van Persie on Bruno Fernandes chances not been converted:

🗣️ “Bruno Fernandes has created 132 chances in the Premier League this season, yet only has 20 assists to show for it?

In fact, he's created 670 chances in the Premier League alone since he joined Manchester United. Now imagine if 40% of those chances were all converted.

Our forwards seriously need to step up next season, because you just have to imagine what these guys have done to Bruno.

If our frontline possessed even an ounce of elite, cold-blooded composure, Bruno would be sitting on a completely untouchable assist tally right now.

Instead, he has to practically double his workload just to drag us over the line, casually creating 58 more chances than any other player in the league this season just to equal the 20-assist record.

Our boys have to do much better next season. We cannot keep wasting the peak years of the most creative playmaker the Premier League has ever seen.”

[❤️‍🔥 @3fvnta]

welcome to the uk btw

[🇱🇹 @agneponx]

Average Reform voter

[Skribz @SkribzSt]

They're making the elections about immigration again and none of that is going to improve your lives or decrease the cost of living. And everybody is discussing it like it's more important than the cost of the food you eat and the house you live in.

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

Harry Kane’s career has been disproportionately impacted by Manchester United being crap.

if United were good, they sign Kane after he proved he wasn’t a one season wonder and together they hoover up titles, break Shearer’s record, etc.

but United are crap, so he had to wait.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Sir Bronn was the real winner of GOT

[BG™️ @s1mon_g]

i knew a guy.

[. @tosinmm_]

How many league matches did Ruben Amorim win in 14 months?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kEAu5Wv8F7

[george @StokeyyG2]

Mainoo on the way to Carrington this morning

[𝙁🇸🇪🇨🇮 @fuadyabz23]

we beat 1 of these teams. via a 90’ min pen may i add.

[pendle @JPENDL3]

I want this man to be no more

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United in Yorkshire 👊

Our first line-up of 2026 📋

[🎁 @Valnoon13]

Here we are again. Pretending that it would be a travesty to part ways with one of the worst managers we've ever had.

[🎁 @Valnoon13]

United and the media make too much of a big deal out of replacing managers lol Other clubs just chop and change and get on with things. Whereas we have to pretend it's the end of the world every time.

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Arne Slot realising teams can change their starting eleven