Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸

Repressed rageaholic. When you get a chance, kindly let me know what the warmongers are tweeting about. They blocked me 😿

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

The United States is like that pesky neighbor who breaks into your house, kills your family, steals all your belongings, burns down your house, stomps off in a huff and then finds a scratch on his leg, freaks out and starves the entire neighborhood to death and blows up the world

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Don't worry Donald. I remember Dick Nixon. That scoundrel was a president of mine. You may be a sociopath but you're no Dick Nixon.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Undated historical photo. Probably Germany circa 1930s.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

When Raphael Cruz converted to Anglo-Saxonism, he changed his first name to Ted but left Cruz so that he had someone to blame for his seditious attack on America.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Cross "promoting American-style democracy" off the list of potential pretexts for us to use when we invade, occupy and destroy foreign nations.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

When I saw Glenn Beck trending, I just assumed that someone pulled back the curtain on the insurrection and found him feverishly scribbling next moves on his chalkboard.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

If I had time travel, I'd go back 30 years to tell Mike Pence that he was going to become President of the United States. That's it, no further details. I hate to ruin a surprise.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

I would like remind you that not all white people are radicalized terrorists. I only wish more moderate whites were willing to speak out against the extremists who have hijacked their race.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

The GOP is the domestic terrorist wing of the Republicrat Party.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

For the racist, apartheid regime of Israel, Covid's not a dangerous pandemic. It's just cheap biological warfare to use against the Palestinians.

[The Independent @Independent]

Israel rebuffs WHO vaccine request for Palestinian medics https://t.co/gbD9fhjP6q

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

@Nigel_Farage Donald is that you?

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

How is the president supposed to communicate with the country now? If Twitter banned the Founding Fathers the Declaration of Independence would never have been tweeted and we'd still be suffering the brutal tyranny of Queen Elizabeth II.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

I spent the last 15 minutes clicking on pictures of stoplights and crosswalks trying to prove I'm not a robot. What a cruel way to find out I'm a robot.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Forget peaceful transfer of power. How about a peaceful extradition to Iraq. And throw in Bush and Clinton while we're at it. https://t.co/xQ4TSHZIdH

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

The Trump administration seems to have entered the "increasingly isolated, deranged ruler holed up in bunker with Eva Braun" part of its programming.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

@Kat_Cammack You write while waiving your Israeli flag no doubt.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA I've never supported you but I have to admit, it's fun watching you take a torch to the tattered remains of the Republican Party.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Nothing cute about a vice-riddled man bloviating about the virtues.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Supreme Court really let us down. No Wisdom, No Courage!

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Everybody has a story of their brush with celebrity. Mine is the time SPAM® yelled at me.

[SPAM® Brand @SPAMbrand]

@JPHaddadio #SPAM is no hypocrite! Fans are always reporting us for #SPAM, but we take it as a compliment. ;)

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

Out of the corner of my eye I keep mistaking the half full bag of trash on the floor for my dog. But I haven't told her. She'd be devastated.

[Dr. JP Self-Helpist🇵🇸 @JPHaddadio]

I tried to explain to the manager that the "please" suggests I have an option. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.