J. P. Morgan

Husband. Father of three. BJJ Blackbelt.

[J. P. Morgan @JPMorgan8]

Can anyone share a Sora invite code with me in my DM? I will return 2 of my 4 codes to you when I receive them thank you 🙏🏻

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In Brazilian Jiujitsu he would quickly find out that just squeezing the neck between the thighs (without an arm in or a fist to pressure the carotid arteries eg. Triangles) it is just annoying. White belts and absolute beginners always try to do this. All it does is slow the attacker down (and is an awkward position between the inner thighs 🤣🤣) as your legs get tired… and that’s on human necks, not thick muscular PIT BULLS!

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@TateTheTalisman Don’t forget to include India, and the friendly Arab nations, plus Argentina and El Salvador 🇺🇸

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@Skyfromplaya @elonmusk Yes this is what I was talking about!

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@Variety Half of the country won’t be watching him no matter what he does anymore he is so angry and vile!

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@MarioNawfal I live in Mexico can’t wait to get a Tesla! Unfortunately in Quintana Roo there are barely any superchargers so will need to wait a little longer…

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@RepJeffries You sir are retarded!

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@elonmusk @xai We are Premium Plus subscribers why is it Grok 2.0 only on the dedicated GrokAI IOS app?

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@SecRubio @FaisalbinFarhan You make us all proud! 🇺🇸

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@ROCKInTheUSSA @WarClandestine No worries Germany already blinked and said they will not send troops so UK just blowing smoke now

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@mrincrediblz @BjjTip It’s called a Von Flue choke

https://t.co/70yKcsyFSn

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@ds_penske_fe Awesome! Congratulations 🏆

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@LeeRosenhan @gunsnrosesgirl3 Hasta la vista, baby! 😎 T2

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@HalfwayPost Ha ha losers have nothing else better to do 🤣

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@DemocraticWins No, it’s really not huge…

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@MarineOnTheMove @LauraLoomer @LoomerUnleashed Her Chinese is not perfect, but she is definitely proficient and is using quite complex phrases even though she does stumble occasionally. Liar!

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@Skyfromplaya @gunsnrosesgirl3 You can enjoy it all for yourself 🤣

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@BowTiedPassport Don’t forget Playa del Carmen

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@Skyfromplaya @DanBurmawy 😳

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@JiujitsuOtter That’s hilarious! My only question is rash guard seem to really trap body odor. Does he smell all the time lol I know I would if I wore a rash guard all day long 🤣🤣🤣👃🤢🤮