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Bad news:
An elementary school girl walking ahead of me turned around, saw my face, and immediately pulled her personal safety alarm.

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Me: "Sir, would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "Of course not. That would be very unfair."

Me: "Good. Because I didn't do my homework."

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where is head!?

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i want to smoke

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Second guy: I envy you. Mine's still with us.

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Two guys are sitting at a bar talking about their wives.
First guy: "You know, my wife is a real angel."
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An hour later, Disney showed up to collect the copyright fees.

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A man was stranded on a deserted island. He wrote a giant "SOS" in the sand, but days passed and no help arrived. One day, he decided to draw a massive picture of Mickey Mouse right next to the SOS.

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so cute

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完璧なネクタイを持つ猫、素晴らしい遺伝子すぎる...。

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Firefighters rescue pigs from fire! but...

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025. Only on Temu 100

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024. Only on Temu 100

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@ShitpostGate Japanese forums at 4 AM be like: Go my bamblings

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I never move！

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023. Only on Temu 100

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@HumansNoContext Me: 'I'll just read one thread before bed.'
The thread at page 132:

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they are same age 54.

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【概念崩壊】
年齢という「数字」の意味が、音を立てて崩れました。
左の男性は54歳。右の森高千里さんは57歳。
信じがたいことに、彼女の方が「3歳年上」なのです。

■残酷すぎる「同世代」の対比
・左：54歳で強盗●人未遂で逮捕された容疑者
・右：ミニスカで歌い続けるレジェンド、森高千里
・同じ時代を歩んできたはずの二人ですが
・並ぶと「祖父と孫」に見えるほどの視覚的落差

■ネットが震えた驚愕の事実
この対比画像が拡散されるや、SNSでは悲鳴が。
「森高千里だけ時が止まっている」
「苦労の差が顔に出過ぎていて怖い」
「人生の歩み方がこれほど外見に出るのか」
美しすぎる50代の姿に、日本中が脳をバグらせています。

■結論
年齢は単なる数字でしかない。
しかし、その数字をどう彩るかは自分次第です。
30年以上トップを走るスターの「自己管理」と
法を犯した者の「末路」が、残酷なまでに浮き彫りになりました。

時をかける美貌か、人生の荒波か。
同じ「50年」を生きて、あなたはどちらの顔になりたいですか？

「森高千里がバケモノ級に若すぎるｗ」と思ったら保存とRT。
あなたが驚いた「同世代の有名人」は誰ですか？

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suddenly the male illgally？entered the nest.the male was very energetic. her husband come to rescue and become⋯

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卵を温めているメスに、不法侵入したオスが構わずハッスル！
メスが助けを求め、旦那が駆けつけ壮絶なバトルに。

貴重な映像すぎるw

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@blacknredtext @ShadyIndividu4l modern Hollywood is trying too hard to "fix" things that aren't broken.

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@HumansNoContext I don't go outside anyway, so I'm effectively waterproof.

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022. Only on Temu 100

Survival Kit" (A map to the nearest McDonald's)