Dear @TheOnion,
Brilliant move.
Please consider Will Sasso if looking for an Alex Jones impersonator for your newly acquired property.
I mean…
Sincerely,
Not @chadkultgen
If you play any Vin Diesel movie at any point prior to midnight, he will be a renegade badass with zero Fs to give exactly when the ball drops #NewYear2024 #💥 #🚘