Josh Paddack

Single Parent to a Dog

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

If I was ever a veterinarian and could have my own T.V show I'd probably call it "The Dogtor"

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

Im disappointed I spent 2 and half hours of my life watching that overhyped piece of trash movie "Weapons". What a slog to get through for no payoff

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

@TheMG3D They are a VFX company. Of course they are going to embrace new tools when they come out. They still do plenty of cool things and the better the tech gets, the less waste and energy it will use.

[Violet @VioletFlame23]

>Used to be a comic book fan
>Check what's happening in Amazing Spider-Man
>Peter Parker is a space explorer with the Guardians of the Galaxy
>On Earth, Green Goblin is the new Spider-Man because a magic spell turned him good

This book should've been cancelled 20 years ago tbh

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

Me whenever trump opens his mouth

[la doctora de las salamandras @WORM_L0VER]

i am very firm in my stance that i will never kill myself, but if they brought back the Panera lemonade that kills you i would think about it a little

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

Apparantly It means 4 grand in damn car repairs

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

Any superstitious person wanna decipher what my ceiling starting leaking at the start of the new year means for me?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Jon Stewart responded to MAGA's criticism of Bad Bunny's halftime performance during his monologue on The Daily Show.

"When did the right become such fucking pussies? Remember 2017? Remember what you hated about liberals? Perpetually offended, safe spaces, censoring free speech, culture of victimhood. Remind you of anyone? 'Oh, I can't go 15 minutes without listening to country music. I need a separate show.' 'Oh, that skier triggered me. I can't sleep.' Not the best imitation, but you know what I'm going for.

"This whole culture war this weekend has really demonstrated one thing. It's that for all of MAGA's triumphalism, it's not a movement that seems confident in its position. These people who control every branch of government are so triggered by someone singing in Spanish for 20 minutes, they need to create their own safe space alternative halftime show, where Trad Bunny over here is singing songs about how he can't even enjoy sitting in a truck and drinking beer because he knows that somewhere out there, there's a trans person.

"It's actually fucking pathetic. The gap between the power you all wield and the victimhood you all claim is the real offense. If you didn't actually have the power to do so much damage in our country, I think we all dismiss it as a weak and pathetic pity party. That's what you're throwing."

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Me trying to jump through the tv to get to the fine latinas #SuperBowl

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

to any Latinas out there who got into a fight with your right-wing boyfriend over the halftime show tonight, my DMs are open

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

"So what type of Latinas are you into?"

Me:

[Patrick The Heelhausen @patricktheheel]

“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

my mom went through all this just for me to be fat and read comics all day

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Ok this is genuinely psychotic. Innocent? He shot an unarmed woman twice through a side window and then called her a “fuckin’ bitch,” let her bleed out, and fled the scene.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

me and krypto boutta have a bark off competition in that theatre

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

WHY ARE THEY NOT VOTING TO IMPEACH HIM HE LITERALLY STARTED A WAR WITHOUT INFORMING CONGRESS WHICH IS A VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION

[conner @winterweather]

wow i can’t believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.

[Josh Paddack @JPaddack1]

Any superstitious person wanna decipher what my ceiling starting leaking at the start of the new year means for me?