Jam Stain

I don't know if this account is mine or a fictional character's.

[Jam Stain @JPalLovesTweets]

"Your quest for authenticity will only ever inflate your nagging feeling that you are a fake." #PoMoFortuneCookies

[Jam Stain @JPalLovesTweets]

Something I like about being a just-OK singer is that I can sing a little ditty as part of telling a story or doing a bit, and I don’t worry that it looks like I’m showing off my voice.

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Whenever someone says “The point is” with exasperation, I interject in the nearly mandatory pause that follows: “Blackmail!”, and if I had any really friends they would add “All this came out after dinner in the study!”. Sadly I do not.

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Is children’s television still putting out bangers like “Now, stone soldier, destroy the moon!”? Inquiring minds want to know.

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@AbakpaJob Would you say the naming of cats is a difficult matter? and It isn’t just one of your holday games?

[(Stephanie) Slade @sladesr]

Congratulations, Twitter is good again.

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@barnfell Oh boy, I would have always said “mellifluousness”—alas, a cretin am I!

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@BenjaminCrew1 This plot cannot be done in a superior way to “Snoopy, Come Home!”

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Sometimes I feel disconnected from my Great Books–based education, but then I see a tweet where someone says schools should only teach practical skills that people will use frequently (and notice using).

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Is Crocus Pocus anything? Springtime hocus pocus adaptation? For… whatever pagan holiday Easter overtook? Surely the veil is also thin around the vernal equinox/full moon. Honestly, Easter is witchier than Halloween measured solely by placement in time.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

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@pschofie79 If the makeup of your class was anything like mine, we were excited that novels were back. As I recall, we were coming off of Kant and Adam Smith, whose prose was… not as nice as Austen’s.

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Given the spelling, I guess CRISPR is an ally.

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@SenatorShaheen I'm from NH and my family has supported you, but with your previous vote against raising minimum wage to protect "small businesses" over people, and this vote to re-open the government with no ACA subsidies, which will only hurt small businesses and the people, I feel betrayed.

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Reopen the schools:

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@SamEBEnergy I guess the state did pick losers and winners: and the people of NH are not the winners in this system

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@jschank That’s an awesome playground

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@mollyfleck This is true, and also carries big Angels in America energy -- it's not just about AIDS after all. It's a gay fantasia on national themes!

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@ThatsSoDylan I watched this clip because I thought you meant the theme park Evermore, lol

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Not the non-breaking space right before the line break

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@CindyR4NH @NHSenateDems I’m confused by your comment: is adding a third ER or the particular group doing it problematic in some way?