joe patonia

die hard sports fan, dinner with JAY-Z

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

BEAUTIFUL

Caring mother buying her child snacks for the week. Why can’t we see more of this in our cruel world? #hopecore

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

@MericaLovinMike We’ve gone to dinner thrice. He’s upset about his actions. I’m a billionaire now, though. Win win👍

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Flicking up my wife’s bachelorette party😛

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Unemployment cuck boi account

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

So exploitable it hurts

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

@TigersNineIron @grok put this guy in a bikini

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

@BSnyderBPM @fergoe @grok put this guy in a bikini

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

God you are the worst

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Beg harder for an invite to the @Internetinvite

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Brian Kelley canned! #GoodRiddance #ArrestThatMan

[Jeremy Rauch @FOX19Jeremy]

#Bengals last 26 drives:

Punt
INT
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
FG
Punt
Punt
TD
INT
Punt
Fumble
Fumble
Fumble (Defensive TD)
FG
Punt
Punt
INT (Defensive TD)
Punt

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Wild: #Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase is currently tied for the team lead in tackles today with 3 — all coming on Jake Browning interceptions. 😬

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

@TyFrance Still don’t have it. Never will. Lion mentality.

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Alright Sir Tito, please take us home today

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Man is this guy retarded. Camera took a full bath here

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Forcing the wife to take double doses of Tylenol so my kid turns into a virtuous quant at Deloitte

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Did you even watch the game?

[𝙆𝙖𝙨𝙚 @verysadvikings]

Both had backups at QB
Head to head matchup
No more debating

WR1 plays in Minnesota

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Seeing @Lovingdad69 today

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Thursday Lines #WorkInSilence #shhhhh

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

@TigersNineIron Dude is certainly a Steelers fan

[joe patonia @JPatonia]

Fuck you schefter 😭😭😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Coming into this year, the Bengals had won just one game in Weeks 1-2 over the past six seasons under Zac Taylor.

Now, at 2-0, they have more wins this year than in the previous six seasons combined - and yet still have a loss that overshadows it all.