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[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Sepsis kills more people in American hospitals than heart attacks. 350,000 deaths a year, and the reason is brutally simple: the early warning signs are almost invisible.

A slightly elevated heart rate. A small temperature shift. A lab value drifting in the wrong direction. Each one looks like noise on a busy ward. By the time the pattern is obvious to a human, the patient is hours into a cascade toward organ failure, and every hour of delayed antibiotics raises mortality.

Tampa General built a system on Palantir's Foundry that watches roughly 1,000 inpatients continuously. Vitals, labs, medication records, clinician notes, all scanned in real time for the pattern no single nurse can see across 12 beds at 3am. When risk crosses a threshold, a rapid response team gets paged. Humans still make every treatment decision. The software just compresses detection from hours to minutes.

The results since 2022: overall sepsis mortality cut in half, 48-hour deaths down 68%, length of stay down 30%, roughly 900 lives saved. At one hospital.

Now run the national math. There are about 6,100 hospitals in the US. If even the 500 largest matched these numbers, you'd be looking at tens of thousands of lives a year from a single use case. The treatment for sepsis hasn't changed. Antibiotics and fluids, same as decades ago. The entire gain comes from starting them earlier.

The hardest problem in medicine was never the cure. It was noticing in time.

[Tyrell @iiTzz_Tyrell]

Joe Ingles might be my favorite player of all time 😭😂

[The Daily Wolves @TheDailyWolves]

Timberwolves legend Joe Ingles has officially signed a two year deal with Melbourne United. Thank you Joe 🥺

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

JAMES COOK’S DISCUSSION BOARD POSTS FROM WHEN HE WAS A PLAYING AT UGA ARE GOLD.

💀💀💀

All-timer.

[FunBaseballFacts @FunBaseballFact]

Larry Bird also played college baseball. For one game. As a dare. To a packed crowd.

Indiana State baseball coach Bob Warn kidded Bird about how real men play baseball. Bird told him "I could do that."

A couple weeks after losing the NCAA championship to Magic Johnson, Bird took the field at 1st base in the second game of a doubleheader against Kentucky Wesleyan.

Bird surprised everyone by going 1-for-2 and knocking in 2 RBIs. He also had 9 putouts at first.

He signed with the Boston Celtics two months later. #BaseballTwitter #LarryBird #Celtics #IndianaState #NBA #MarchMadness

[Larry Conger 🇺🇸 @eMTBrides]

I Don't Look Like a Navy SEAL - Robert J. O'Neill

Like the Marines: if it was easy, we all would be one. But intestinal fortitude is not in everyone. “This MARINE AGREES… ‘I will quit TOMORROW’ … It’s ALL IN THE MIND… Semper Fi”

[All Things Wolves @AIIThingsWolves]

Immaculate vibrations

[OLDSKOOLBBALL @oldskoolbballx]

One of Jason Williams’ most disrespectful playoff moments came in 2000 vs the Los Angeles Lakers.

Off a Vlade Divac block, “White Chocolate” grabs it, freezes Kobe Bryant like he just unplugged his controller, then fires a no-look pass.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Touchdown

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The only thing better than curling today is curling in 1972. If you don’t believe me, just take a good look at this sweet bastard fully locked in, working on a lung dart in the heat of competition.

[Jake Rattlesnake @jakerattlesnk]

I’ve watched this video 50 times already today

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Here is me doing a tornado siren again

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

POV: when you headbutt a seagull to maintain your lead 😂

[Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy]

English actor, Anthony Daniels, on a break between scenes during the filming of "Star Wars," 1976.