Jonathan Baker

Sometimes I say what's on my mind.

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

Being happy would suggest that the universe is up to my standards.

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

@StephenKing "I Lobster and Never Flounder"

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump just told Fox News that he never said "Lock her up."

Roll the tape 👇

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

@HellcowKeith Are you still interested in learning to play Homeworlds?

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

Data stands up for his flying screwdriver pal. Riker bets his beard at poker night. #ActualTNG

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Data shoos everyone off the bridge so he can practice his Picard impression. A naughty child is sent to Principal Riker's office. #ActualTNG

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Amid wedding day jitters, O'Brien transports a Vulcan ambassador to nowhere. Worf and Data go shopping. #ActualTNG

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

@virt_analog I really enjoy hearing your thoughts on BGA things! Most of my favorite games aren't the headliners you usually discuss (e.g. Hive, backgammon, Homeworlds, Regicide, Quoridor). I wonder if y'all have tried and enjoyed any little abstracts.

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

The away team can't figure out what to do after beaming to the wrong side of a puddle. Worf gets promoted. #ActualTNG

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No one wants to tell Picard that he has a tribble stuck to his back. Wesley goes on strike. #ActualTNG

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Riker brings Data's arm for show-and-tell. Picard flirts with a judge. #ActualTNG

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An intern messes up Dr. Crusher's experiment by becoming a god. Data learns about tornados. #ActualTNG

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A dog scares Geordi so he vaporizes it. Dr. Crusher grows another hand. #ActualTNG

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

@joncoopertweets I'll brave crazy weather to keep certain Republicans from being elected. I'll leave punishment to the justice system.

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@BoardGameArena Premium could let cheaters play multiple accounts from the same IP address and gang up on others. That's the only reasonable premium concern I can think of.

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Half of the US thinks the head of the executive branch is illegitimate, and the other half thinks the heads of the judicial branch are illegitimate.
Luckily, we all trust congress, right?

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

History is written by the Victors. Wish *my* name was Victor.

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

We're reading Harry Potter books as bedtime stories, and Voldemort's resurrection is scheduled for tonight. Look out!

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

Everything happens for a reason, but not everything happens for a purpose.

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

@krutoypotsan My first year in NAL, I only got in once. I promptly missed "What are the three main parts of a plant" and "What are the two main library cataloging systems."

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@krutoypotsan The exam instructions for the next section forbid you from using your own ego--as in your sense of self or your self-esteem.
On NO part of ANY exam are you allowed to receive help from other beings (including from Ego the Living Planet).

[Jonathan Baker @JPeterBaker]

Final exam instructions:
On the next section, you may use your calculator and your conscience, but not your ego.