JP

If you’re not being weird, you’re not being yourself. Be weird

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I should stop telling people I’m dead inside, they’re gonna start to think I’m kidding

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Need more batteries

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If I was a dog show judge, they would need a lot more first place ribbons

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But what if super baby became too powerful?

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There’s too much risk in not

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It’s a shower beer, it’s a payment plan

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And what about the bad? Well they’re all getting married

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I carry around tiny pictures in case @ntahmisyan wants to give tattoos again

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I love Vermont but it’s the season of the sticks

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Alright, if you insist, I’ll do it

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One like and I’ll get this tattooed

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Make their heart race

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Hey lil momma, come through get respected

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This heat makes me want a motorcycle and more tattoos

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Miss September

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Oh, so vanilla

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Lorelai > Rory

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That zippo lighter on my iPad touch used to keep me entertained for hours

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Prove it

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Pop off only on occasion

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Let’s pretend until we believe it