JPgypC

sweetie fucking darling.....booze, sequins & gossip mags = its a good life :)

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

On Tuesdays we eat tacos @JLJuarez1 @AEgypC @aalvare2 @SFMVB @SaltySenoritaAZ

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

“Survive Working In Retail Management W/o Losing Ur Mind http://t.co/ZozDx0F5az” @aalvare2 @AEgypC @JLJuarez1 @SFMVB

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

I'm so obsessed with me right now.

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

25 Of The Funniest Women You Should Be Following on Twitter http://t.co/1vOpubVOSC

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

"Scars remind us where we've been, but they don't have to dictate where we r going"

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

Go natural & by natural I mean a full smokey eye @AEgypC @JLJuarez1 @SFMVB @aalvare2

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

"You stole my scarf, the sight of my vagina makes u barf" @AEgypC @JLJuarez1 @SFMVB @aalvare2 #jackiebeat #mykindofman

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

@SFMVB @meeeowkat @AEgypC @aalvare2 @JLJuarez1 no not at alllllll too much to do & my next day off I drive to LA!!!

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together." - Elizabeth Taylor #WWWQuotesToLiveBy” @SFMVB @AEgypC @JLJuarez1

[Repeller @repeller]

I think I want a leopard print coat again?

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

#1 reason I can't have a mature relationship? I think pizza throwing is an acceptable form of communication @SFMVB @AEgypC @JLJuarez1

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

@SFMVB @aegypc @amy__gilbert @aalvare2 I really think they do!

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

All My Exes Live in Texts: Why the Social Media Generation Never Really Breaks Up - The Cut http://t.co/K7t81PoviE via @thecut

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

“#itssohot we want to power-clash in yellow mesh tanks and shortie-shorts. its a Wednesday night, baby & I'm alive" @AEgypC @SFMVB

[Barneys New York @BarneysNY]

"Everybody's got a different way of telling a story and has different stories to tell." - Keith Richards #whatsyourstory #wordstoliveby

[Barneys New York @BarneysNY]

Dear cutoff jean shorts, thank you for existing this summer. Love, us xox

[JPgypC @JPgypC]

So us!! @AEgypC “@WhatIDoAllDay: Drunk-monograming. YES, this cotton ball jar needs my initials.”

[Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli]

7-year-old Suri Cruise called a bitch for not signing autograph for fan. Hey, just cuz she’s as tall as her Dad doesn’t mean she’s an adult