BloodClot Boi 🥵

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Kawhi in his first Raptors team meeting watching Scottie Barnes gnawing on a box of crayons in the corner

[BloodClot Boi 🥵 @JPreacher96]

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life lol

[BloodClot Boi 🥵 @JPreacher96]

Drunk sonic run lets gooooo

[CaseOh Updates @CaseOhUpdates0]

CASEOH REVEALS THE GIANT LIFE-SIZE CROCHET ON STREAM 😭 OH MY GOODNESS IT'S MASSIVE 🧶

[KJ @KdotJohnson_]

Y’all weren’t INSIDE on Saturday mornings watching this like I was

[BloodClot Boi 🥵 @JPreacher96]

First show at the Red Rocks this year is going to heal my soul 😮‍💨

[The Cybertruck Guy @cybrtrkguy]

my god what a way to end your career.

>be the greatest alpine skier of all time
>come out of retirement
>tear ACL a week before competing
>compete without ACL
>crash during your gold medal run and snap your leg
>crash completely unrelated to ACL
>USA still takes gold because you inspired the next generation

Fucking legend.

[Booker Muse @DevinBookerMuse]

Devin Booker on his loyalty to Phoenix:

“I’m into [year] 11 and it’s been one city that has embraced us and took us in. Talking with my Dad, your name [Diana Taurasi] and Larry Fitzgerald were the two names that came up. He was like ‘follow this blueprint right here’. I’m doing what you guys did.”

(🎥 via @WhistleSports)

[Connor (TripDawgFan2007) @PissJamess]

Once she discovers online gambling they’re fucking done for

[Jaylen @cantgardjay]

Lmfao 💀💀

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Creatine Caucasians

363 total yards
5 TDs

[BloodClot Boi 🥵 @JPreacher96]

@MrAzSports Vincent van dough or Goat and Ram

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Not only is it historically and factually inaccurate, but it is also deeply irresponsible. From the critical role female spies played in the American revolution to the Navajo code talkers in WWII our diversity has always been and remains one of our nation’s greatest strengths.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a “well you’re up early” whispered in their ear

[Lickity split @Unaffectd_Moron]

We'll see this in the history books in a couple years bro this goes hard asf

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Crockett: You are the least qualified FBI Director in history.

Patel: That's false.

Crockett: I didn't ask.

Lol.

[BloodClot Boi 🥵 @JPreacher96]

@PHXFansAZ Don’t love any of the options in Reno, id give Ryan Waldschmidt a look honestly. He’s been crushing the ball in AA

[SleeperCFB @SleeperCFB]

Does Arizona State have the best fall camp venue in College Football? ⛰️🌲

(via @ASUFootball)

[Sen. Analise Ortiz (@senanaliseortiz.bsky.social) @SenAnaliseOrtiz]

Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trump’s masked goons.

[donnie @donnieplath]

Tested positive for the male urge to sit on the couch, put one hand down my pants and play with my balls