John L. Prokap

I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor.

Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐

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@getgiddygirl With a $5000 deductible and 20% copay

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@wallstmemes Skill issue

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@TheStalwart So an "AI ASIC"

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Steyer could just make a donation to the US Treasury if he thinks billionaires should pay more taxes.

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Tom Steyer keeps running around saying that it’s unfair that billionaires like him can buy our democracy, then spending hundreds of millions dollars to do just that, then failing to get elected, and then repeating all the same lines the next time around. It’s extremely funny.

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@zerohedge 10 bucks for a mid fast food burger? Maybe too expensive...

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@tunguz Imagine the outbreaks

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It's bad when CNN is calling it out.

[Sir Rottweiler 🐾 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @SireRottweiler]

I like how every DSA campaign launch has to start with them deleting their social media footprint because it’s so riddled with radical scum baggery and bigotry that any normal person would think you’re insane.

[reason @reason]

Through centuries of bitter experience, Americans have learned the perils of letting the government define treason and sedition broadly enough to criminalize dissent.
https://t.co/JMeSutySbC

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@JohnCleese Or made of Nerf

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@UnumVerum_ @presinzano4hob1 DPW and maintenance teams would likely buy tools and parts from Grainger, etc.

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@realEstateTrent Now, I'm not a real estate guy, but isn't a broker's entire reason to exist as a profession to facilitate buying and selling properties?!?

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@ShortPVEquity Because it's not difficult enough dealing with a building management co...

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Post of the day.

[Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK]

Perfect for Instagram influencers

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@BentleyAudrey Didn't the show end last night? (no spoilers, haven't watched the finale yet)

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@Convertbond No hurry to be fully invested

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Microsoft seems like a petulant child here.

They've likely done a lot of future damage as far as zero-day risk.

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

I don’t know what happened between Microsoft and #NightmareEclipse behind closed doors

Maybe Nightmare Eclipse was unreasonable. Maybe Microsoft was. Maybe both.

But I think Microsoft badly misjudged this situation.

When you’re the largest software vendor on the planet, you don’t get to behave like an angry individual in an internet argument.

You have to be the adult in the room.

Deleting repositories, talking about criminal investigations and turning the whole thing into a public fight was a mistake. The damage from that goes far beyond this one researcher.

What surprised me most is how quickly people started sharing their own MSRC stories afterwards.

- Months without responses
- “Working as intended”
- Bounty disputes
- Reports that went nowhere

People don’t suddenly start telling those stories for no reason. I think Microsoft broke a lot of porcelain here.

And for what exactly?
I don’t see much upside.

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@CaitlinPacific Im bringing back the Whig Party

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@TgMacro @amlivemon Truly

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@CigsMake A lot of bitter people in the replies.