Jordan Petersons Cock Milker

In a petersonian sense, I need my cock milked.

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@ganjtheninja @BigFlowerTime Valid! Valhalla was way way way too bloated, I'm waiting to see map size and story length myself.

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@BigFlowerTime Lets also not forget that FF15 Bahamut literally comes out of a portal to trap the BBEG of 15 in Origins

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@cyphr0 Yeah, my resume mentions dnd and raid experience in the form of "collaborative teamwork to accomplish a shared goal" or smth idk I haven't checked mine in a bit.

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@YorchTorchGames @TheElusiveEye1 Yorch, I understand you're grifting and don't believe a single thing you say, but come the fuck on man. People know what single player games are, they're not that stupid.

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@Zappyz_ Heaven will be mine is good, but if you're wanting just a decent WLW story the Virgin Road series of LNs is good and is finishing here in a month or so.

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@emceekhan @airbagged1 The funniest thing to me is that Dave is literally just a dude... like he's the most "just a dude" who I've ever met, outside of spending close to 30 hours straight on Monster Hunter I genuinely can't think of anything all that weird about him.

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@atr0pa_ @MapGameMoments Hoi4, the dev was just referencing the old valve author notes that happened a while ago

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@Roflcopterl33t @MapGameMoments Why are all you Christian accounts just nazis? You remember what the only solution to deal with a nazi is, yeah?

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@Clive2023 Oh no! Not a translator having a public life and advocating for equal hiring practices in a job where diversity is literally the best trait you can have due to your job being translating languages into your own interpretation! The horror!

Man shut the fuck up and get a lobotomy

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@r1ndie Eh ill let them cook, his backstory is really cool and given that the show has even redeemed Rex more than the comics did, I'm willing to see how it works out

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@Seraphpilledv2 @Mengistu_Sports They're very, VERY stupid.

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@BoudNoah @WednesdayPull I mean they mention it in passing, how people refused to pay since they wanted "the real invincible"

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@abzu235 @cfin2005 @WednesdayPull @TheFlannelDeath Honestly I hope they do, cause the reveal that he's alive takes all of two pages to happen and it kinda ruins the suspense

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@Uniqo_Williams @Verski7 Implied/alluded to, but never shown or confirmed. The only abuse shown is Amber with her new partner, and it looks like the show has wisely cut that.

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@selStreams @Fox745Midnight @Verski7 Given future context, it's absolutely not meant that way, he views her as essentially a defect unworthy of love because of tiny faults in her character.

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@Verski7 They get so, so much worse soon. Like Jesus I've never hated a fictional dad more

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@PlasmaMagi @AMHACa10 @XO_AstroKat @Zoomer_Doomer_ We can tell.

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@Thor_Rog @A_dmg04 The zorpaloids caused it

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@chiweethedog Dog breeders, generally speaking, need to be shot