John Quincy Kaiser

I #write #YAFiction about #dystopian catastrophes, #werewolf detectives, and an out-of-shape #barbarian just trying to go a day without killing someone.

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@Tyler1l1 @Stonekettle But meanwhile the GOP wants you to be afraid that Antifa and MS13 are coming to get rural communities in Nebraska.

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@KeriLeighMerrit Before that he wanted to call me Butch but my mom didn't like the name so she named their new dog Butch and said we can't give him the same name as the dog.

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@KeriLeighMerrit Rocky or Rocko. My dad wanted either of those.

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@KeriLeighMerrit @sejr_historian I've got to read this. Thanks for letting me know it's out there.

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@StewardshipAmer @realDonaldTrump Oof

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@StewardshipAmer @realDonaldTrump Might want research who wrote and sold American schools on the pledge. Make sure you're seated while you do.

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@labrcq I would love a copy

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@HayleyLovitt @MikeSAdams Yeah he went from being a 1st and 2nd Amendment advocate you could disagree with to just being an "own the libs" type. I considered him a mentor when I was a young conservative at UNCW and he spoke at our group several times and always made himself available.

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@PDXzane

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@ashleyrattner I ended up with hybrids. Much smaller class sizes with students rotating in, in smaller groups twice a week.

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@TheTattooedProf Or bring up Lafayette who wrote to Washington (and I think Madison, too) begging them to free their slaves and set an example for others.

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Be nice if the alien race running our simulation would start drug testing the simulation programmer. It would solve a lot of these problems.

#simulationtheory #thistimeline #2020worstyear

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@KeriLeighMerrit This reminds me, I'm sitting on an article about Confederate Monuments I never finished. Guess it's time to dust it off.

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@MikkiBrock @MollyMichelmore @sarahehorowitz Yup, they sure were. Which is why Alexander Stephens went from the Cornerstone speech (the CSA is built on slavery and white supremacy) to almost entirely ignoring the topic in his postwar book on the causes of the war. He knew even then in the late 1860s it was a bad look.

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@KeriLeighMerrit Could 2021 be any worse than 2020 or have we hit rock bottom yet?

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What if all along mini-golf was the real golf and we should have been calling regular golf enormous golf?

#golf #minigolf #showerthoughts #WhatIf #jokes

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@airbagged

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@jnthnwwlsn Refer to plantations as slave labor camps.

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@KevinLevin Just sent you this via DM, didn't notice you'd already posted it.

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Here's my idea for a dating show. You match up single academics by having them read only the footnotes in each other's published work. And I call it, LOVE AT FIRST CITE.

#academicstuff #ideas #entertainment #makethisshow #matchmaking