James Baughen

Still not sure why you get 20 more characters for your bio than you do for a tweet!

[James Baughen @JRBaughen_79]

@andrewbensonf1 Is there any truth in the rumour that the Aston Martins are starting at 5pm to give them a chance?

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@BoyzIIMen It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

[James Swallow @jmswallow]

My #MarcDane action-thriller series is out now in the USA 🇺🇸 from @Bolindaaudio & this week I'm giving away Google Play Store codes for all 6 (NOMAD, EXILE, GHOST, SHADOW, ROGUE & OUTLAW) to 2 lucky readers! Follow me & RT this message to enter the draw, winners announced Friday!

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Pretty sure @BigTomD was in the car next to ours in the ferry queue for the Isle of Wight on Friday but figured the rain and delayed crossing wasn't time to ask for a selfie.

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@wightlinkferry any chance of a proper update on the ferry situation here in Portsmouth? Messed up booking. Delayed. Cancelled. It's becoming farcical.

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2026 Bedtime story #2 was the very deep North and the Only One. An emotional roller coaster with a few great twists. Will there be more stories @vashti_hardy ?

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@GillsInTheBlood If you look closely in that clip you can actually see the massive chip on her shoulder

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@medway_council now that you've turned Orchard Street into a school street could you come and fix Thames Avenue which is crumbling under extra traffic? #potholes

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@AmazonHelp shocking customer service when an order goes "missing" and noone at Amazon understands their obligations under the UK consumer rights act. #TurnABlindEyeToTheft

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@andrewschulz late to the party but just watched LIFE - bought back so many memories of our IVF journey. Laughed until I cried. Great work.

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@O2Help_2 2 weeks to sort out a compromised account, you're still sending invoices for an upgrade that wasn't requested. Now you're proposing additional charges for a bill which we didn't run up. 3 calls AND a trip to store AND we're no further along. #customerservice #epicfail

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@TomP1Bellingham Guy can't even ride a bike without crashing it. Most 6 year olds seem to have that skill nailed. 100% wouldn't be a driver if his Dad didn't own the team.

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@WicketWhisper @F1 So true. Everyone remembers his first 2 races but not the 4 crash strewn ones that followed them.

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@DrewAdam_ @CathyMo41926708 @PaulEmbery Not simping for anything fella. Just not making problems where there aren't any.

Most local chicken shops have been halal since the 90s. Noone gave a shit then. So why does 1 over priced burger joint catering to local tastes make you make such daft statements?

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@DrewAdam_ @CathyMo41926708 @PaulEmbery I'm sure people won't really give a shit on the 2 days a decade it's hot enough to wear a bikini to the beach.

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Great day at @HertsZoo celebrating Gem's 40th with a meerkat experience. Huge shout out to Maisie and Keeper Lily who delivered an unforgettable experience. Would definitely recommend.

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@Parkey33734923 @kushielx3_sarah @nickyboy1886 @canadiancarol1 Clearly the teaching of maths is not quite what it used to be...

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Bedtime book #1 of 2025 Pages & Co The Book Smugglers by @acaseforbooks

Yep we should have checked before we started this one. As its book #4 in a series. But a great read and now we have a chance to start at the beginning!

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Snowing In the UK over the weekend . be careful out there

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[James Baughen @JRBaughen_79]

Great trip to @HertsZoo today. Jess' day made all the better by bumping into @aaroncwhitnall from BBCs #OneZooThree. Starsstruck doesn't quite cut it!