John R. Eakin

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.🥇2025 #SEVVIE. 🥇@TheAAPC Pollie for ML.  alum.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

Because Charles Barkley will be in town, the non-profit awarded the 1,000 tickets is the Big Ol’ Women & Big Ol’ Sisters of San Antonio, allowing 175 of their members to attend the Finals.

[Don Harris @DonHarris4]

The Spurs are giving up to 1,000 tickets during the Finals to local nonprofits serving youth across San Antonio. It allows opportunities for young people and families who may not otherwise have the chance to attend a Spurs game. This is not new. this season alone they gave away 22,000 tickets to community organizations.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

This could’ve just been an app.

We’re not carrying 10 devices. AI agents aren’t Gigapets. Jfc.

[Chubby♨️ @kimmonismus]

This came as a surprise: Microsoft has unveiled handheld and desktop devices designed to control one's agents.

It reminds me of what I had expected from OpenAI’s hardware-standalone devices for controlling agents.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

So good

[UI/UX Savior @UiSavior]

🤩

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

@BradWinsAgain2 Don’t you worry, snowflake. Be patient.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

Hunter Biden being good at shitposting was not on my 2026 bingo card.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

@HunterBonner No idea what that is, but it sounds racist.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

Homestar Runner.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

@longhornderek Ubiquity Design Studio basically does the same thing for free.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

This man is an American hero.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

And then these idiots chime in. Jfc.

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

Happy Birthday, Kenny! #LetEmKnow

[Karthik @KarthikForTexas]

🙄

[Blind Mike @BlindMike_]

One more opportunity to acknowledge how cool Sherryl Underwood has been

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

The State of Ohio needs to leave a deep imprint on the Haslem’s bank accounts.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Myles has left a deep imprint on our franchise, our fans and with the #DawgPound

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

Who could’ve predicted an adulterous felon would be a liability at the top of the GOP ticket in November?

#txlege

[Brad Johnson @bradj_TX]

.@TXBullpen obtained an analysis of #txlege Rs at risk in the context of potential district leaning underperformance.

See the Rs danger zone here: https://t.co/BCPwrIkd9l

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

The @Browns are why Ohio’s fentanyl crisis is what it is. Because of shit like this:

[James Simone @JamesSimoneNFL]

Sauce Gardner required more first round picks than Myles Garrett.

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

I hate this team so much

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Myles’ impact won’t be soon forgotten

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

@gwfulce @longhornderek Mannings want him to go to the Browns.

Arch won’t be a top-10 first-round pick for any team, except the Browns, unless he throws for yds, 60 tds, and fewer than 5 ints — and UT wins the Natty.