Jonathan Gartner

Attorney. I believe in American Exceptionalism 🇺🇸. Graduate of @Harvard_Law & @cornellilr. Views are my own.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Ted Cruz: "We are seeing a cancer on the right. It is rising antisemitism ... here's the scary thing: I've seen more antisemitism on the right over the last 18 months than any time in my life. And it's spreading like a cancer. Tucker Carlson is the most dangerous demagogue in America."

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

JD Vance on Israel opposing the MOU: "What is your exact proposal? You’re a country of 9 million people. You can’t just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have."

Israel negotiated or accepted peace deals in 1947, 1949, 1978, 1979, 1982, 1983, 1993, 1994x2, 1995, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2005, 2008, 2010, 2020x3, 2021

Maybe blame the terrorist orgs that just want Israel & AMERICA'S destruction, rather than the ally that has been fighting alongside the US

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@SethDillon Is it Cinco de Mayo again? Because I smell a great big TACO.

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@RussyBear_0719 Wrong font. Try it again in all lower case.

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@SleeperMets @jorgecastillo I assume this is parody?

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@RuanTheDon @MetsMoods Jed Lowrie another good example.

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@RRoknicks @AnthonyDiComo You don’t think there’s any connection between his hitting struggles and learning a new position? Because there’s a long history of that being a problem for players.

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@EDarezzi @AnthonyDiComo Depends how long Lindor is out. Bichette is hopefully only here for one year, so I’m less concerned about his long term development.

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@RRoknicks @AnthonyDiComo He looks good at 3B? That’s news to me.

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You may recall that there was once a time when Presidential-candidate Barack Obama, “looked into the eyes” of another law professor, Alan Dershowitz, and told him he would always have Israel’s back. It turned out to be bogus. People can be charismatic and persuasive, doesn’t mean they’re being honest. Actions speak louder than words.

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@SleeperMets Looks like they’re getting ready for the teardown.

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@SleeperMets Have they been playing baseball?!

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@brescia_frank @naakadinga @sidrosenberg19 @NYCMayor Looks like he’s already in uniform.

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@naakadinga @brescia_frank @sidrosenberg19 @NYCMayor With Boasberg as manager, you know he’s gonna want to bring in “his guy,” Kilmar Ábrego García. Wants a real heavy hitter in the lineup.

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@Playteaux1 Can we add Megyn Kelly too?

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@GOP @SloanRachmuth To all who celebrate…. You mean Jews? It’s ok to say it.

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@Israellycool BDE