J.R.Hartley

Author of titles that include; 'Fly Fishing', 'Wind Surfing', and 'Slipknot: The Early Years'. Call me...my number is in the phone book

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They still haven't got it in stock

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Hello is that the Vape American Candy shop?

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@Woke_warrior69 @fesshole You can smell the gammon on this one

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Just to let you all know that my book is being restocked in all good book shops (and some rubbish ones) this Christmas

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@MichaelCR777 God can’t do anything though

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@Mofoman360 He triggers gammon. He’s a good lad.

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@Mofoman360 No, but YOU are quite a massive gammon we see

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@Lord_Talbot64 @JensLarsen80666 @loulou12395997 Thank fuck there’s only one of you

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@EOver384 @IPPR @pathwithanr @CommonsHCLG It’s literally run by 650 elected representatives

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@toryboypierce Christ on a bike I’ve been lucky enough to not see your crap on here for ages, now Elon sticks you in my feed today and your still spouting the @GammonMag crap

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@MJTruthUltra @CR_HIATT 🤣 imagine ACTUALLY wanting to vote for Trump!

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@JoeySuffolk04 @SkySportsPL It’s woke?? 😂😂😂

Omg hey @GammonMag we’ve got one for you!

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@thepileus @JonathanPieNews U ok babez?

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On a personal note...

Given that Richard Tice has REPEATEDLY chickened out of broadcast debates with me, he's clearly scared of facing me properly.

So the only explanation (I can think of) for him to still be following me after all these years, is that he has someone, probably his lawyers, monitoring my tweets, in the hopes that he can try to sue me again.

Your problem @TiceRichard, is that I can call you the Patron Saint of Terrorists, without fear. Why?

Because your party has spent the last month inciting, justifying and defending the people committing acts of terror on our streets.

Just so happens that by trying to bankrupt me, you eliminated any inclination I might have had towards restraint in calling you out.

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All about the Bass Symposium https://t.co/8IStriZYp9

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@maktheknight @BBCNews @LegalGengar check out what’s happened to @unitedinkind - Essex County Council’s supposed “flagship” kindness campaign. They ripped off the admins who ran it so they kicked the Council out. Brilliantly done, and apparently ECC are seething.

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Can't really say I disagree with this.

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@AEHALL1983 Labour will pray it’s Priti Patel. She has the most baggage by a mile.

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@THEJamesWhale I’m sure they’ll be devastated by this James

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@yalding1666 Gammon.