J.R. Moran

Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Mike Tyson was still faster than Netflix’s servers

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency.

Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know!

We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Mahomes with the first pick of the Super Bowl

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

@tfunk02 @jamessmurray @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn @SalVulcano @truTVjokers I had a family friend make it lol

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Took a line from @jamessmurray ‘Yonkers Newest Advisory Board Member’ punishment and had some beautiful wall art made! 😂😂 #line #ImpracticalJokers @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn @SalVulcano @truTVjokers

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

@Swaggmore_ @KyleBrandt Want!

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

@Titans If y’all don’t pick @MattRogersUSA you’re insane.

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Vandy could've suited up a 6 year old blind kid to kick and it wouldn't matter cause they're offense can't get past midfield.

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

I can’t wait until November 4th when we can finally stop the “14 day quarantine to flatten the curve.”

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Got us a new toy for the deck, Beans has already mastered it! 😂 https://t.co/rwLPLIfEwX

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

It’s a sad day, sold the S.S. Moranigans today... Time to get this pool done. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/RXhS58EN2h

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

It’s a tad blustery today. 💨☀️ https://t.co/8k9qOV722l

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Hard pass. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/wpzS3zPFkB

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Can’t believe this ball of sass turns 4 today! We love you Emma Joyce! #Beans https://t.co/lS0lt3gczk

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

This one was for you Spencer... Miss ya bud. @ Family Affair Custom Tattoo https://t.co/qZWsJ3frOK

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Today has been one of the toughest days of my life... Tonight we had an after party to slam some Bud Lights for Spencer. The fact that Kid Rock took the time out of his day to come hang with us is unreal... I will… https://t.co/30Zrp2BE9w

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Several days ago I received a message from Todd, one of Spencer’s Navy buddies. He wanted to meet Spencer’s PD friends and swap stories... Tonight I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Cheers to new friends that I feel… https://t.co/FR52xMOwtq

[J.R. Moran @JRMoran2]

Holidays are over, Christmas decor is down... Bring on the Summer! ☀️

Thanks to the Meadows’ for the awesome sign! https://t.co/Cbx2YdLtrh