I just finished Shadow of War in the Timewarp of the afterlife. All I gotta say is nice work @MonolithDev. The only change I would make is the fusion between Sauron and Celembrimor being a aggressive handjob
When I brought LoTR 1st draft to my publishers they were not three separate books but one twice as thick as the bible. I dropped it on the table and the building collapsed, three people died that day, one was my editor. "Spread them out" were his last words
@Tim_Schwe Well, during the Uruk Orgy in Two Towers I left out because my editor said “What are you smoking?” Mary was at the top of the pile and Pippin was in the middle somewhere. Pippin loved anal penetration but this was not with his consent
Orcs are perfectly genderfluid and naturally peaceful but Sauron's dark magic caused them all to turn into #genderlocked violent males. #therealvictims
The Balrog's primary source of nutrients is feces, this is in large part due to the high concentration of methane gas inside dung, which the Balrog needs in order to continually stay lit and thus regulate its body temperature
The rings were actually marriage rings, and the only reason that the elves, men and dwarves rose up against their polygamous, gay lover Sauron was because HIS ring made him a permanent Dom in the relationship.