Phantom Arcade describes the Friday Night Funkin' story in little words as possible:
"A guy who really wants to f*ck his girlfriend and keeps getting c*ckblocked by thousands of freaks and monsters and just kinda has to beat each one to get a chance at cracking his sweet missus"
Phantom Arcade says he wants Friday Night Funkin' to become a REAL game
"Funkin is really polished for an internet thing and I'm proud of that, but it's still not a real video game"