Jim

son of the commonwealth. immigrant. hillbilly. mediocre bayesian. mammal. solidarity now. solidarity forever.

[Jim @JR_Nelson]

@AltenbergLee @kadamssl i think the quote is poorly stated but fwiw she's speaking specifically about people who aren't vaccinated against measles. i think one *could* make a case that reduced cases (among unvax) during the acute part of the pandemic has rebounded. i am not saying that is correct; idk.

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@focusfronting when i did my study abroad, despite being in a completely different country, i met someone with my same exact name and birthdate from one state over

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@anotherglassbox penny is perfect as always

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@DogOnTheRoof @boobsweatntears @JakeLandauTO @christapeterso lol this guy is a mess but “assistant” professor just means he still has to go up for tenure (lol).

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@Komaniecki_R the first one is like distilled 1993 theme show for tv aimed at 10 yos

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@focusfronting gynocentrism!

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@amayadeakins @jtrebach i have had multiple people try to buy weed from me. i have no idea what vibe i’m giving off but it’s apparently distinctive (before someone comments, it isn’t odour lol).

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@FauxBravo my doomsday plan is that i'm awesome at brewing beer and growing weed, and thus any good community will be happy to have me run a tavern

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@FauxBravo the other day i was trying to figure out how many cows i’ve eaten. i’m thinking at least two

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@justin_al3x apologies to the op who i’m sure is heartbroken, but these sorts of posts always reveal how secretly shallow i must be because i always think, “how could you ever cheat on somebody that hot?” lol.

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@OldTomMaurice @SaltLakeTom don’t we all? it’s a cute thread and i think, speaking of needing love, that deciding that you don’t like someone based on private, out-of-context messages, is a signal to look inside yourself

[Jason K. Wallace, Ph.D. @DrJKWallace]

Yesterday I submitted my dossier for early promotion. Today I’m trying to prove to some random woman that I’m actually affiliated with the institution. And people wonder why POC are leaving higher ed.

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@SeminoleVictory @mizfolia @rAdelaidegrl @dieworkwear @roussefolle02 two burners and a sink is enough to cook an insane variety of food, you don’t really need more than that. but a toaster oven would suit and fit perfectly too.

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@Komaniecki_R sam smith / tom petty

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@TheUltraCow if it’s true i bet it’s that he’s got less people to help him do it lol. i don’t think he would ever make that decision on his own. he’s terrified of looking pink and old

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@TheUltraCow @gothicplanet actually snickered

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@focusfronting @Zygmunt__Bauman there’s a calculus involved for sure, usually dependent on whether you plan to spend more than about three hours with someone

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@focusfronting @chowell2000 @virgil_30 getting flashbacks of when i had to figure out which door guard only told the truth so i didn’t die when i walked through the door

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@Grindr @dxckiii this is my shocked face

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@FauxBravo outdoor projector screen with gay family friendly content